Unajifanya Rose Muhando ubebwe na nani? - Anonymous

Can somebody please remind me what the late Ngonye wa Gakonye said in defense of female genital mutilation back in the day. It was hilarious.

....it was something like....wale dada ambao hawaja tahiriwa bado wako na king'ote..mwanaume akiwasalimia, "dada habari"...wanajibu shika!

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

By Any Means Necessary - El Hajj El Malik El Shabazz

We Still Have Some House Niggers Running Around Here - El Hajj El Malik El Shabazz

Do You Believe When They We Ain't Shit, We Can't Grow, All We Are
Is Dope Dealers, and Gangsters And Whores? - Nas

We Don't Have Education. We Have Inspiration. If I Was Educated I'd Be A Damn Fool - Bob Marley

Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine

Yote Yawezakana Bila Moi

KANU Ndio Baba Na Mama - Kamotho

Mama Rainbow - Phrase To Refer To Ngilu

Kalonzo asks the crowd in Mombasa, "ODM?" They respond, "NYUNDO!"

It Is A Crime To Even Dream Of Being President - Njonjo

We Were In The Bedroom With My Wife *laughs* - Otieno Kajwang' Explaining How He Knew He Had Been Made A Minister

Nyamba Misumari - Njung'e on a thread discussing Equity Bank

...mimi si ngiri! ( i am not a warthog) RAO in 1995 after a collision with Moi.

...alipita katikati yao na hawakumuona...pastor Muiru