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Malindi & Kericho By-Elections
harrydre
#201 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:15:24 AM
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murchr wrote:
Hio voter numbers za malindi Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

2013: CORD - 20,140 (56%) : JAP - 8,713 (24%)
2016: CORD - 15,282 (58%) : JAP - 9,243 (34%)

CORD gains 2%, JAP gains 10%
i.am.back!!!!
alma1
#202 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:18:23 AM
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Location: hapo
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
masukuma wrote:


Kenyan's ????? never accept defeat!


Please qualify your statement

EVEN Jubilee does not accept, Jubilee results


So Jubilee are Somali? Kubaff!


It's obvious to me that your sleuth skills are wanting.

Kanu is in Jubilee. Even the governor who was fighting against Jubilee in Kericho is in Jubilee

Ama you have Somalis in URP?

Harrydre, learn to do more research. Like really do. Past few weeks I can see its been wanting.

hehe this is so funny its funny.


I say Kenyans don't accept defeat you shout Jubilee...So I ask kwani Jubilee are somali? You are basically slow, what am asking is aren't Jubilee kenyans?



No my friend

I won't let you play semantics here

"Kenyans" was not the original post

It was "Kanu" complains about "Jubilee"

Be specific

Jubilee does not accept Jubilee

Kenyans don't care
Infact, most were working today

Slow in grammar and semantics, not me. smile

So please don't try change this thing into a Kenyans love Jubilee contest

It was Jubilee vs Jubilee

The Malindi one you can try and tell your bosses that Jubilee is making inroads by giving title deeds.

Lakini Kericho you can't spin. It was incest there.

As for Malindi

Let's create another thread for that.

I don't of anyone who's in politics who can spin a loss to a win....But we are living in interesting times. Mount Kilimanjaro has lost half its snow in the last 10 years.
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

alma1
#203 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:20:34 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
Location: hapo
harrydre wrote:
murchr wrote:
Hio voter numbers za malindi Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

2013: CORD - 20,140 (56%) : JAP - 8,713 (24%)
2016: CORD - 15,282 (58%) : JAP - 9,243 (34%)

CORD gains 2%, JAP gains 10%


ahaa that was the spin after all?

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

kweli people have to stay paid at whatever costs

Please do the math again

don't forget voter turnout vs cost per voter.

I'm sure you shall make that public.
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

murchr
#204 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:20:42 AM
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Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 15,980
harrydre wrote:
murchr wrote:
Hio voter numbers za malindi Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

2013: CORD - 20,140 (56%) : JAP - 8,713 (24%)
2016: CORD - 15,282 (58%) : JAP - 9,243 (34%)

CORD gains 2%, JAP gains 10%


Very few numbers to take a whole night.
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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harrydre
#205 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:31:17 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
alma1 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
murchr wrote:
Hio voter numbers za malindi Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

2013: CORD - 20,140 (56%) : JAP - 8,713 (24%)
2016: CORD - 15,282 (58%) : JAP - 9,243 (34%)

CORD gains 2%, JAP gains 10%


ahaa that was the spin after all?

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

kweli people have to stay paid at whatever costs

Please do the math again

don't forget voter turnout vs cost per voter.

I'm sure you shall make that public.


As long as we are making kidogo kidogo progress in CORD strongholds. It's a cat in the bag come 2017!. Remember we already have 51%, just need another 9%...from R1's 43%!!!! I care less about Kericho at the end of the day all those votes will be UMK's. That my friend is the art of the game.

Now, UMK need to fire someone and make another appointment from Luhya-land or better still Watermelon's or @impunity's backyard.
i.am.back!!!!
alma1
#206 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:31:18 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
Location: hapo
murchr wrote:
harrydre wrote:
murchr wrote:
Hio voter numbers za malindi Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

2013: CORD - 20,140 (56%) : JAP - 8,713 (24%)
2016: CORD - 15,282 (58%) : JAP - 9,243 (34%)

CORD gains 2%, JAP gains 10%


Very few numbers to take a whole night.



Your math is fuzzy

Real math to take to your masters are

cost per voter
and include voter turnout

But by your silly math


Kanu won 14% of kericho vote 2013.
Jubilee won 77.7% of kericho vote 2013.
Now kanu 40% jubilee 60%. Who really won?

Math is a funny concept
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

masukuma
#207 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:31:51 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,822
Location: Nairobi
#MalindiDecides is a wrap!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
alma1
#208 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:33:25 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
Location: hapo
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
murchr wrote:
Hio voter numbers za malindi Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

2013: CORD - 20,140 (56%) : JAP - 8,713 (24%)
2016: CORD - 15,282 (58%) : JAP - 9,243 (34%)

CORD gains 2%, JAP gains 10%


ahaa that was the spin after all?

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

kweli people have to stay paid at whatever costs

Please do the math again

don't forget voter turnout vs cost per voter.

I'm sure you shall make that public.


As long as we are making kidogo kidogo progress in CORD strongholds. It's a cat in the bag come 2017!. Remember we already have 51%, just need another 9%...from R1's 43%!!!! I care less about Kericho at the end of the day all those votes will be UMK's. That my friend is the art of the game.

Now, UMK need to fire someone and make another appointment from Luhya-land or better still Watermelon's or @impunity's backyard.



Happy to see that even you are not talking about 2022
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

harrydre
#209 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:37:33 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
alma1 wrote:
murchr wrote:
harrydre wrote:
murchr wrote:
Hio voter numbers za malindi Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

2013: CORD - 20,140 (56%) : JAP - 8,713 (24%)
2016: CORD - 15,282 (58%) : JAP - 9,243 (34%)

CORD gains 2%, JAP gains 10%


Very few numbers to take a whole night.



Your math is fuzzy

Real math to take to your masters are

cost per voter
and include voter turnout

But by your silly math


Kanu won 14% of kericho vote 2013.
Jubilee won 77.7% of kericho vote 2013.
Now kanu 40% jubilee 60%. Who really won?

Math is a funny concept


You miss the point young man. This is R1 vs UMK.

ODM could not even field a candidate in Kericho that is 0 votes, KaNu + JAP = UMK's at the end of the day that's what matter

So current Tally:

Kericho

2013: CORD - 17,381 (7%) : JAP - 238,194 (92%)
2016: CORD - 0.0 (0%) : JAP - 163,459 (98.71%- 614/623)

CORD LOSS: 7%, JAP gain: 6.7%
i.am.back!!!!
alma1
#210 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:37:56 AM
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Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
Location: hapo
masukuma wrote:
#MalindiDecides is a wrap!



Love your stats

To the point of the villages that make or break a campaign

Just love those stats Applause Applause Applause

hope some of these loudmouths here learn how to use them for 2022.
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

harrydre
#211 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:42:30 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
alma1 wrote:
masukuma wrote:
#MalindiDecides is a wrap!



Love your stats

To the point of the villages that make or break a campaign

Just love those stats Applause Applause Applause

hope some of these loudmouths here learn how to use them for 2022.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly now you are getting excited by a map. Numbers are same as I posted lol...but wait wewe huelewi hii math. You are forgiven. Go back to internet marketing.
i.am.back!!!!
alma1
#212 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:48:06 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
Location: hapo
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
masukuma wrote:
#MalindiDecides is a wrap!



Love your stats

To the point of the villages that make or break a campaign

Just love those stats Applause Applause Applause

hope some of these loudmouths here learn how to use them for 2022.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly now you are getting excited by a map. Numbers are same as I posted lol...but wait wewe huelewi hii math. You are forgiven. Go back to internet marketing.


My friend please realise what Masukuma has produced here.

You are still thinking about Jubilee winning.

Take a breadth and realise that what bwana Masukuma has here is what we use in the real world to craft messages.

In your wanking about 2017, you forget to consider a map like this that has something very serious.

Voter Apathy.

Look at the turnout numbers and percentages
If I was to campaign in Malindi, where should I go to?
The stadium?
And why isn't my message being heard in a certain corner of Malindi?

Learn a few things from some of us who have done this before.

This is your best tool for 2017

But as usual you are still stuck on "I love Raila, Uhuru" nonsense

Why aren't voters showing up?
Shall they show up in 2017?
Shall Kikuyus show up 100% to beat Raila by 5% in 2017 or
are the corruption stories going to make people not turn up?

My friend

You have a lot to learn about tech.
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

harrydre
#213 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:51:39 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
alma1 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
masukuma wrote:
#MalindiDecides is a wrap!



Love your stats

To the point of the villages that make or break a campaign

Just love those stats Applause Applause Applause

hope some of these loudmouths here learn how to use them for 2022.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly now you are getting excited by a map. Numbers are same as I posted lol...but wait wewe huelewi hii math. You are forgiven. Go back to internet marketing.


My friend please realise what Masukuma has produced here.

You are still thinking about Jubilee winning.

Take a breadth and realise that what bwana Masukuma has here is what we use in the real world to craft messages.

In your wanking about 2017, you forget to consider a map like this that has something very serious.

Voter Apathy.

Look at the turnout numbers and percentages
If I was to campaign in Malindi, where should I go to?
The stadium?
And why isn't my message being heard in a certain corner of Malindi?

Learn a few things from some of us who have done this before.

This is your best tool for 2017

But as usual you are still stuck on "I love Raila, Uhuru" nonsense

Why aren't voters showing up?
Shall they show up in 2017?
Shall Kikuyus show up 100% to beat Raila by 5% in 2017 or
are the corruption stories going to make people not turn up?

My friend

You have a lot to learn about tech.


A guy like you who never votes is just wasting time here so cut the b/s and sleep. historically by-elections voter turnout is low so nothing new you are telling me here, you didn't even know that!
i.am.back!!!!
alma1
#214 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:56:59 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
Location: hapo
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
masukuma wrote:
#MalindiDecides is a wrap!



Love your stats

To the point of the villages that make or break a campaign

Just love those stats Applause Applause Applause

hope some of these loudmouths here learn how to use them for 2022.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly now you are getting excited by a map. Numbers are same as I posted lol...but wait wewe huelewi hii math. You are forgiven. Go back to internet marketing.


My friend please realise what Masukuma has produced here.

You are still thinking about Jubilee winning.

Take a breadth and realise that what bwana Masukuma has here is what we use in the real world to craft messages.

In your wanking about 2017, you forget to consider a map like this that has something very serious.

Voter Apathy.

Look at the turnout numbers and percentages
If I was to campaign in Malindi, where should I go to?
The stadium?
And why isn't my message being heard in a certain corner of Malindi?

Learn a few things from some of us who have done this before.

This is your best tool for 2017

But as usual you are still stuck on "I love Raila, Uhuru" nonsense

Why aren't voters showing up?
Shall they show up in 2017?
Shall Kikuyus show up 100% to beat Raila by 5% in 2017 or
are the corruption stories going to make people not turn up?

My friend

You have a lot to learn about tech.


A guy like you who never votes is just wasting time here so cut the b/s and sleep. historically by-elections voter turnout is low so nothing new you are telling me here, you didn't even know that!


My friend

Next time you go to your paymasters, pay Masukuma to go with you
If you still don't know what his maps mean to you,
then you shall lose 2017

And no social media shall help you

I still won't vote....If that annoys you shauri yako

Just carry Masukuma to your next meeting and get paid like an honest "blogger"
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

harrydre
#215 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 1:08:04 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
alma1 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
alma1 wrote:
masukuma wrote:
#MalindiDecides is a wrap!



Love your stats

To the point of the villages that make or break a campaign

Just love those stats Applause Applause Applause

hope some of these loudmouths here learn how to use them for 2022.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly now you are getting excited by a map. Numbers are same as I posted lol...but wait wewe huelewi hii math. You are forgiven. Go back to internet marketing.


My friend please realise what Masukuma has produced here.

You are still thinking about Jubilee winning.

Take a breadth and realise that what bwana Masukuma has here is what we use in the real world to craft messages.

In your wanking about 2017, you forget to consider a map like this that has something very serious.

Voter Apathy.

Look at the turnout numbers and percentages
If I was to campaign in Malindi, where should I go to?
The stadium?
And why isn't my message being heard in a certain corner of Malindi?

Learn a few things from some of us who have done this before.

This is your best tool for 2017

But as usual you are still stuck on "I love Raila, Uhuru" nonsense

Why aren't voters showing up?
Shall they show up in 2017?
Shall Kikuyus show up 100% to beat Raila by 5% in 2017 or
are the corruption stories going to make people not turn up?

My friend

You have a lot to learn about tech.


A guy like you who never votes is just wasting time here so cut the b/s and sleep. historically by-elections voter turnout is low so nothing new you are telling me here, you didn't even know that!


My friend

Next time you go to your paymasters, pay Masukuma to go with you
If you still don't know what his maps mean to you,
then you shall lose 2017

And no social media shall help you

I still won't vote....If that annoys you shauri yako

Just carry Masukuma to your next meeting and get paid like an honest "blogger"


@Masukuma was well taken care of in whatever he developed. The executive just needs few improvements here and there while you are busy making noise and still can't market a local toothpick online.
i.am.back!!!!
maka
#216 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 6:33:19 AM
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Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
alma1 wrote:


We just hope and pray for the best....
possunt quia posse videntur
kaka2za
#217 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 6:34:50 AM
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Naona mwaka ujao kitarudiwo
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
masukuma
#218 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 7:28:15 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,822
Location: Nairobi
alma1 wrote:
Just carry Masukuma to your next meeting and get paid like an honest "blogger"


atii what? mimi siwezi itikia hiyo title!!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
masukuma
#219 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 9:19:03 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,822
Location: Nairobi
@alma,
check this out - it was never about the candidates themselves.

that is why Kenyans on twitter in NAIROBI are complaining about Kericho By-election! Like this guy

not because they wanted Kanu to win but rather they wanted the DP to be schooled and taught a lesson. I am yet to see a complaint from a guy in Kericho.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
keraka
#220 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2016 9:25:24 AM
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Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 637
Location: Nairobi
newfarer wrote:
hardwood wrote:
masukuma wrote:
murchr wrote:
Ethiteri wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Why are Malindi results coming in so slowly?



Typical coastal mwendo wa pole pole.The turnout also seems quite poor.


That 70% lead is being erased fast Anxious

hakuna mahali Jap wanaenda.... Malindi is gone! What one needs to understand is that for every polling station that goes your way - the other guy gets some as well.


Asante ya punda ni mateke. Why did ouru make a guy from an opposition zone a cabinet minister while there are many people from the die-hard jubilee zones of muranga, uasin gishu, kiambu, kapkatet, nyeri, konoin, nyandarua, kilgoris, marakwet etc who could have been given/rewarded with the job? Lesson learnt - take care of your people/supporters first. Hao wengine can wait for baba. #AsanteYaPundaNiMateke.



Hardwood, you are an insult to right thinking human being.

Some thoughts are better kept to oneself. You make mawinder look like a saint with your arguments. We are all taxpayers, Kenyans and deserve fair treatment regardless of the tribe of the man at the helm.


Not only that.Its so scary to note that such a feckless tribal zealot has access to internet
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