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but do not microwave the left overs...ask Impunity

This has got to be the best post, too hilarious!! But Pondi needs serious prayers!!! There is something called rent parties or something where you host a party at your house and charge a reasonable amount at the door. You advertise it as much as possible, then you buy cheap snacks and tell people to BYOB. You can make a neat sum from the cover charge and since Kenyans love to party, Im guessing it will cover your expenses. Though this is more lucrative for people who like to party alot or have friends who party alot.

My 2 cents.
M-Pesa - avoid having any balance
weka Sura ya kazi.
Use free toilet @job. If in CBD use 680. Nakumatt anywhere. Sura ya kazi will help you.
Dont shout... will save you energy
Water: Boil yours
Food: Avoid meat. vegetarian diet will pro-long your life at less cost
Outing: Restrict to the pub next door. If other drunks start getting friendly, shift base
Energy: switch of the fridge. why keep one packet of milk when you can buy it when you want.
Shopping: Go alone with a list.
If single: Dating is overrated avoid it
Traveling: Only if someone is dead or dying
Fuel: Go public. walk as much as possible
Fitness: No gym. jog, jog, team sport

Choo ya kanju imepanda siku hizi ni 10 bob.

Nyangao point noted, I have not tried this nor would I, but if I was a mlevi/partier, I think it would be worth a try coz I have noticed people who party alot rarely care what the costs are as long as they are having a good time. Basi make sure that your apartment has the bare minimum to avoid damage and take away.
LOL GGK, ati dont shout!!
QW wewe ni Kinyonga kweli, si umepost!!! Just remember that its not how much you make, its how much you keep, ati pesa si shida, kwani umefika Billion $$$, I hope huongei about a couple of thousand kshs