HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother? SON: I don't know but she went out with the blender.

TUNAOMBA serikali

1.mapenzi ya dhati iuzwe 20 bob
2.fare ya ndege ya south afrika iwe bure coz ni mteremko
3.sukumawiki ichunguzwe kwa nini haiezi sukuma mwezi ama hata kama ni mwaka
4.walio na majina mengi kama miguna miguna wagawie wenye hawana kama nameless
5.siku za mwizi zifike at least 70 juu ya economy
6.miti ya kiberiti waweke both sides ama wachonge side moja tuitumie kama toothpick.
7.Bamba 20 iuzwe 19 tupate bob ya kuscratch.
8. PK/fresh iekwe pellets tano...mbona wanaeka nne alafu wanauza 5 bob..iyo bob wanatuiba ya nini?
9.Chumvi iuzwe bei ya sukari and vice versa
10.POMBE IJAZWE KWA CHUPA!!!!!...Iiukora ya kukosa kujaza pombe mwache..
11.Tutengenezewe Blankets n wine version ya masufferer yenye tunauziwa Konyagi na dûgûgio.

rofl.

David’s wife is mad at him because he forgot her birthday. David saves his skin. ‘Sweetheart,’ he says. ‘How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?’

True story

These guys were asked to go house move a client from Gigiri.
They fuelled their truck and travelled to Gilgil...


New beginnings.

A Husband and a Wife just finished a fight, the husband walks out to play with their pet cat. The Wife yelled," WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PIG?"
Husband wondered," This is a Cat not a Pig.!"
The Wife replied," Hey don't interrupt I was talking to the Cat.!"

A man driving carefully and a woman driving carelessly are in collision. Their cars are wrecked but they escape without injury. Miraculously, a bottle of wine remains unbroken in the woman’s car.

“Let’s drink to our survival,” she says, and hands the bottle to the man. He drains a good half and hands it back, but the woman replaces the cork. “Are you not going to drink?” he asks. “Nah,” she says, “I’ll just wait until the police arrive with their breathalyser