@Shak, this is what happened, really. The bloody f***ing matapacker has been facing a stiff competition in kaba ete and was not sure if he would win in the primaries for the kaba ete constituency.
He decides to pull a tough one on his electorate and his opponent. He hires a gun (he could not use his because he remembered Usavinya fellow) and shoots his car severally making sure that non of the bullets is projected to the drivers seat. After that, he calls his "personal secretary" and tells him to drive the vehicle to a convenient place where it should be found within the shortest time.
Shortly, the idiot boards a mathree to Nairobi and proceeds to cross lane where he boards a Narok bound shuttle and ends up in Narok. Since that time he has been enjoying himself in one of the cozy hotels with some beautiful blonde untill yesterday.
He decided to finish final act by going to a hill with a steep slope and rolls from the top to midway. He got enough injuries. Then he went to a near dam and threw himself on the muddy patch of the dam. After that he called his personal secretary and tells him he is in nkoroi dam in Narok and very sick and throws away the phone.
The ps calls the Narok OCPD and gives the news. The matapacker is "rescued"and taken to hospital for carjacking and gun shots trauma.
One man movie...the director, the producer and the star.

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@Shak, this is what happened, really. The bloody f***ing matapacker has been facing a stiff competition in kaba ete and was not sure if he would win in the primaries for the kaba ete constituency.
He decides to pull a tough one on his electorate and his opponent. He hires a gun (he could not use his because he remembered Usavinya fellow) and shoots his car severally making sure that non of the bullets is projected to the drivers seat. After that, he calls his "personal secretary" and tells him to drive the vehicle to a convenient place where it should be found within the shortest time.
Shortly, the idiot boards a mathree to Nairobi and proceeds to cross lane where he boards a Narok bound shuttle and ends up in Narok. Since that time he has been enjoying himself in one of the cozy hotels with some beautiful blonde untill yesterday.
He decided to finish final act by going to a hill with a steep slope and rolls from the top to midway. He got enough injuries. Then he went to a near dam and threw himself on the muddy patch of the dam. After that he called his personal secretary and tells him he is in nkoroi dam in Narok and very sick and throws away the phone.
The ps calls the Narok OCPD and gives the news. The matapacker is "rescued"and taken to hospital for carjacking and gun shots trauma.
One man movie...the director, the producer and the star.

#SonkoStepsdownForPK on twitter, propaganda?

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