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The Best of Moi...
mukiha
#91 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 8:52:29 AM
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dunkang wrote:
who can remember that ignorant sycophant from Nakuru who responded to Uni students that were demonstrating asking for dialogue with the president.

That burger responded,"Kama ni dialogue wanataka, si wapewe wakule."

Ohhh poor Kenya.


Kaiuki Chotara... and to this day, chapatis are called "dialogue" at Kenyan universities; or aren't they?
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
Tebes
#92 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 1:04:29 PM
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Kenya Gazette Notice No. 6701

"In excercise of powers conferred by section 33(1) of the Constitution of Kenya, I, Daniel Toroitich Arap Moi, President and Commander In Chief of the Armed Forces of the republic of Kenya appoint
UHURU KENYATTA

being a person nominated by the Kenya African National Union Parliamentary party, to be a nominated Mmember of the National Assembly in place of Mark Kiptarbet Too, who resigned as a Member of the National Assembly and whose appointment I accordingly revoke.

Dated 2nd October 2001
D.T. Arap Moi
President"

He actually coached the project to entertain presidential ambitions.
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
bwenyenye
#93 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 1:25:17 PM
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XSK wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
bwenyenye wrote:
Give it to the guy, he never got caught up by the 'rich' lifestyle. The guy would actually drive himself from Kabarnet Gardens to his office at Statehouse and many other palces. His guards would tell you that he loved ponyokaing from them and would vanish for hours without them knowing that the mzee had 'hepad' home. One such time, he met his match on Waiyaki way and rammed a Mat while driving on the wrong side.. You should have seen the Mat dere's horror filled face as he was bundled in a police landi. The guy was never charged.... Hiyo story iliisha hivyo... But that man Moi.....!!!


sources aka moles aka reliable sources... told me, when he gongad the matatu, which was on the wrong as they usually are, Mzee chomoad his head from the window and asked the dere..in characteristic voice..clearing throat..

"Gijana igo nini?"

on noticing the face the dere was hard at work on his steering wheel(bila power steering those days)pinduad his ka mathree much to the chagrin of the unaware passangers..


Is this the gutter press account of what happened? It seems so unreal but for Moi anything is possible.


XSX.. This was an real evet that happened in real time! It was even covered in the mainstream media KTN and Nation TV back then.

There is also another time the mzee hit a 1200 pickup along Naivasha road.He was driving his RR Vogue. The pick up was split into two distinct parts. The mzee was taken to hosi amid PR that he was the passenger yet the guy had knee injuries consistent of a steering wheel collapse. The mzee later paid the victims bill.
I Think Therefore I Am
Mpenzi
#94 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 1:44:59 PM
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Rungu (Fimbo) ya Nyayo

There was even a song dedicated to it: "Fimbo ya nyayo, yatuongoza kwenda wapi? .........."



dossy7
#95 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:45:34 PM
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I just remembered during official holidays their used to be this Kalenjin with his triplets who used to sing for Baba Moi?
Any idea where they went to?
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
bkismat
#96 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:57:44 PM
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dossy7 wrote:
I just remembered during official holidays their used to be this Kalenjin with his triplets who used to sing for Baba Moi?
Any idea where they went to?


If I'm not wrong they were Masais and not Kales.
Sweet triplets and their younger sister forming the Moipei quartet.
http://rafiki-kenya.blog...nyas-musical-angels.html
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
dossy7
#97 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 3:02:18 PM
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Thanks bkismat for the correction
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
arapsonkot
#98 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 3:11:38 PM
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angalia hawa watu kwani Moi hakutenda kitu kizuri ata moja !!!!
Sent from my iPad" is the new "Haters gonna hate".
McReggae
#99 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 3:24:18 PM
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arapsonkot wrote:
angalia hawa watu kwani Moi hakutenda kitu kizuri ata moja !!!!


......mbona ususeme????
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
arapsonkot
#100 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 3:32:37 PM
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......mbona ususeme????[/quote]
Peace and tranquility for 24 f***ing yrs!!!
The country nearly collapsed 5 yrs after Kibaki took power...
Sent from my iPad" is the new "Haters gonna hate".
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