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Toxicity
#1 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 8:53:41 AM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
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mukhamba!
#2 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 8:57:48 AM
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mukhamba!
#3 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 9:03:27 AM
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"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

"With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend."

Laughing out loudly

The reason this is so funny to me is because my supervisor is indian and he pisses me the hell off!
The Phantom
#4 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 9:04:59 AM
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if u got a chutee boss and he brings you madharau...just retort back..."I know what condom size you use!!" (spice it up with a chutee accent and shake your head a bit for desired effect)
......If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart....
Toxicity
#5 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 9:14:56 AM
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@ The Phantom....LOL...
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Ray
#6 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 9:38:08 AM
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Do Kenyan men fit in the international standards?? Just curious.
Intelligentsia
#7 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 9:47:22 AM
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Haiyaa, you mean some people have been sagging rubbers just like the way we sag trousers...vhy they are doing dat only? Laughing out loudly

Reportedly, the largest ones(51cm)are sent to Africa.

A key is made to fit a specific lock....so darn, that means our womenfolk are....vat to do!

Magigi
#8 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 10:02:26 AM
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... Ray
so far no complaints from Kenyan men...infact some of them are too small...
mukhamba!
#9 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 10:09:14 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Haiyaa, you mean some people have been sagging rubbers just like the way we sag trousers...vhy they are doing dat only? Laughing out loudly

Reportedly, the largest ones(51cm)are sent to Africa.

A key is made to fit a specific lock....so darn, that means our womenfolk are....vat to do!



Weh wacha. Some of us just suffer in silence at the overly humongous yeettss tools!
oops
#10 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 10:11:12 AM
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@ Mukhamba lol, true
chikita
#11 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 11:05:47 AM
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The Phantom wrote:
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if u got a chutee boss and he brings you madharau...just retort back..."I know what condom size you use!!" (spice it up with a chutee accent and shake your head a bit for desired effect)
Applause Applause Applause


they should take a lessons or two from our sisters who have fake bums and dashboards!!! and learn to make up for their eee....short comings!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Intelligentsia
#12 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:13:08 PM
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I dont get it: so why are african girls popular with some Indian men?
Njung'e
#13 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:50:58 PM
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@Intelli,
Maybe they swallow the Indian men wholesome.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
nanfor1
#14 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:53:56 PM
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@Njunge, does that include the head?
Hata wakizima taa
smano
#15 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 2:47:27 PM
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I've always thought it's the Chinese who suffer from this problem...maharaj kijeiho!
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
cruso
#16 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 2:49:06 PM
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It appears the saying that 'the shorter the monkey the longer the tail' does not apply to Indians after all....lol
RELIGION = MAN LOOKING FOR GOD AND SALVATION = GOD LOOKING FOR MAN.
Njung'e
#17 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 2:49:49 PM
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@Nanfor,
Head first....small head that is.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
jaggernaut
#18 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 2:55:11 PM
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]Interesting article on African men:
A range of extra-large condoms has been launched in South Africa, to cater for "well-endowed" men.
"A large number of South African men are bigger and complain about condoms being uncomfortable and too small," said Durex manager Stuart Roberts.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4155390.stm
Toxicity
#19 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 3:24:37 PM
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@jaggernaut...South africans!
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centerbolt
#20 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 4:11:09 PM
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Njunge wrote:
@Intelli,
Maybe they swallow the Indian men wholesome.


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