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kysse
#1 Posted : Wednesday, December 04, 2013 9:23:27 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Got this one from the movie Juwanna Mann

'Hold up lil girl,let me tell you something,you know what,you are one tall glass of water and I am telling you straight up 'I am thirsty!!'.
Laughing out loudly

Ok share yours,not too obscene admin asifunge.

Disclaimer: do not try them on your gf/bf/hubby/wife/ex/enemy.You could end up with a black eye.
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marex
#2 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 5:20:43 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2007
Posts: 656
If all u do in a relationship is cry, u need to ask yaself if u r dating a human being or an onion
The way I am
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butterflyke
#3 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 5:39:03 PM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
I am tired of the fast lane. I want you to have my last name.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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marex
#4 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 5:59:19 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2007
Posts: 656
Whoever said men cannot multitask should one day find me sleeping, snoring and dreaming at the same time
The way I am
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Impunity
#5 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 6:09:03 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
Sleeping on the bed on a Sunday morning and crying OMG and am coming doesnt constitute going to church, stand up and go to the mass!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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mb'oss
#6 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 6:35:56 PM
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Joined: 8/26/2013
Posts: 29
My friends call me brian but you can call me tonight.


Life's for the living
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butterflyke
#7 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 6:36:39 PM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' will suffice. None of this 'how did you get into my house?' business.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Impunity
#8 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 6:52:20 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
butterflyke wrote:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' will suffice. None of this 'how did you get into my house?' business.


This is not crazy at least according to what @kysse expects, please delete.
Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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King G
#9 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 7:03:13 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Impunity wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' will suffice. None of this 'how did you get into my house?' business.


This is not crazy at least according to what @kysse expects, please delete.
Shame on you

Thieves
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kysse
#10 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 9:15:36 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
impunity wacha finyo
Butter tuendelee smile it's funny..

I love procrastination, it makes my schedule tight.

"Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."
"Good" replied the husband, "make sure she's well done."

What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap
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