Politicians never cease to amaze me. When they decide to have a go at each other with words,they do so with passion. Their words are so cutting that one would wish he/she was stabbed with a knife instead. What are some of the most memorable satirical statements you have heard politicians use on each other? Listen to makwere on Raila's metaphorical use of a toilet:

Chirau Ali Makwere offered to build a choo for raila in every constituency - including installing one in his car so that RAO can 'endesha' akiendeshwa .

The eccentric Fai Amario of Sisi Kwa Sisi
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Jane Kihara After 2003 Naivasha Constituency by-elections where Jayne got 40% of all the total votes

'If your daughter came home having scored 40%,you will not congratulate her but cane her and make her repeat that class,and ...'

Alleging massive rigging by NARC & asking for a by-by-election

If a man hasn't discovered anything he can die for,then he is not worth living!

Mukhisa kituyi replying to Atwoli (COTU) - when you open your mouth you confirm our fears that you have nothing between your ears.

Your greatest glory is not in never failing,but in rising every time you fail.
Persistence means taking pains to overcome every obstacle,to do all that's necessary to reach your goal.

'I would rather die,than resign'. This is one statement that I shall neva 4get.

Truest proverb: Mwenda pole hajikwai

Rao to PUNU 'we're forced into this marriage'

Rao to PUNU 'Tulipata mkate nusu'


Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?