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Rank: Member Joined: 10/1/2010 Posts: 143 Location: kenya
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Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines SaitotiHe is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank KalonzoKalonzo as an egg without salt, RailaRaila can lead others but cannot lead himself. Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open MigunaMiguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose. Sent from my iPad" is the new "Haters gonna hate".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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arapsonkot wrote:Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose. And what did he said about madam president,Ms Kamencu?  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/29/2007 Posts: 948
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arapsonkot wrote:Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
"On a scale of 1-10 on who would win the presidency, i'll give him a 3 and if a miracle happens, i'll give him a 3.5"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
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My personal opinion: Mutahi Ngunyi is way overrated but I like him and his a gem for the media. Maybe he should consider running?
BBI will solve it :)
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/1/2010 Posts: 143 Location: kenya
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And what did he said about madam president,Ms Kamencu? [/quote] He liken her to the gazelle who danced herself lame before the dance competition :) Sent from my iPad" is the new "Haters gonna hate".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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On MK he said there was no chance whatsover unless a miracle happenned (this miracle is only possible if MK dies (God forbid) before ending his term) ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:On MK he said there was no chance whatsover unless a miracle happenned (this miracle is only possible if MK dies (God forbid) before ending his term) MK can only become prezzy if MK himself died, or what do you mean here?  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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arapsonkot wrote:Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose. So who does he think has the best chance? Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/13/2010 Posts: 869 Location: Nairobi
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Rink? As usual i did not watch  ....above all, to stand.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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KulaRaha wrote:arapsonkot wrote:Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose. So who does he think has the best chance? Kibs, albeit for a 12 month extension. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/13/2008 Posts: 558
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2012 wrote:My personal opinion: Mutahi Ngunyi is way overrated but I like him and his a gem for the media. Maybe he should consider running? What do you mean by overated?. Compared to who?. Political analyst's are largely opinionated individuals. They thrive on capturing the political mood and making opinions based on their own intrests and/or intrests of their masters. Ngunyi built his name with his "infamous" former sunday nation articles. Now he has to remain relevant through "paid" appearances in political news or talkshows.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:On MK he said there was no chance whatsover unless a miracle happenned (this miracle is only possible if MK dies (God forbid) before ending his term) MK can only become prezzy if MK himself died, or what do you mean here? He means SKM to be president only if (God forbid), MK is called above...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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nostoppingthis wrote:Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:On MK he said there was no chance whatsover unless a miracle happenned (this miracle is only possible if MK dies (God forbid) before ending his term) MK can only become prezzy if MK himself died, or what do you mean here? He means SKM to be president only if (God forbid), MK is called above... Can this claim amount to treason?  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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Jaina wrote:2012 wrote:My personal opinion: Mutahi Ngunyi is way overrated but I like him and his a gem for the media. Maybe he should consider running? What do you mean by overated?. Compared to who?. Political analyst's are largely opinionated individuals. They thrive on capturing the political mood and making opinions based on their own intrests and/or intrests of their masters. Ngunyi built his name with his "infamous" former sunday nation articles. Now he has to remain relevant through "paid" appearances in political news or talkshows. I kinda felt he has not captured the mood of the people very correctly this time... he seems to believe that UK and WR are such a powerful force they can pull it through next year... i dont know why i dont have that feeling.... From the few individuals i have interacted with, majority don't have a candidate as yet... and this is from the tribal divide.... when i watched power breakfast the other day when Tuju was being interviewed, majority of the respondents were kikuyus, and they were all praises of him and even one requesting he visits "muranga".... that tells you, people are looking for someone new.... A strategic alliance of Tuju, Musyimi, PK, MWK, with the backing of guys like Ababu, some of those young somalis who are already making their name, etc will be a very strong force and will completely change the political strategies of those who think they have the "power".... mainly because they are not "tainted or fully aligned" with any of the "powers that be/were". That's my opinion.
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/30/2011 Posts: 483
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Wendz, I bet your friends are well schooled and polished but unfortunately they are hardly the ones who carry the votes in politics. They are yet to get to critical mass. People back in the villages and slums of major towns/cities, who are more likely to be influenced by tribal politics seem to carry the day. I don't see this year being any different. It will take sometime for Kenyan politics to 'mature' to issues/interest based.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
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Jaina wrote:2012 wrote:My personal opinion: Mutahi Ngunyi is way overrated but I like him and his a gem for the media. Maybe he should consider running? What do you mean by overated?. Compared to who?. Overrated by the media. There are many political analysts but it looks like his views are treated like gospel. Anyway as I said earlier he's a gold mine for any media station that has him especially in 2012. He can also shape or change voters' opinions.
BBI will solve it :)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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Impunity wrote:KulaRaha wrote:arapsonkot wrote:Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose. So who does he think has the best chance? Kibs, albeit for a 12 month extension. Crap! Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: User Joined: 8/29/2011 Posts: 1,045 Location: Mtaani
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/13/2008 Posts: 558
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Wendz wrote:[quote=Jaina][quote=2012]I kinda felt he has not captured the mood of the people very correctly this time... he seems to believe that UK and WR are such a powerful force they can pull it through next year... i dont know why i dont have that feeling.... From the few individuals i have interacted with, majority don't have a candidate as yet... and this is from the tribal divide.... when i watched power breakfast the other day when Tuju was being interviewed, majority of the respondents were kikuyus, and they were all praises of him and even one requesting he visits "muranga".... that tells you, people are looking for someone new....
A strategic alliance of Tuju, Musyimi, PK, MWK, with the backing of guys like Ababu, some of those young somalis who are already making their name, etc will be a very strong force and will completely change the political strategies of those who think they have the "power".... mainly because they are not "tainted or fully aligned" with any of the "powers that be/were". That's my opinion. @ Wendz unfortunately the masses (Watu wa machinani) are herded like sheep towards a certain direction. Mutahi is part of the equation. However, the Outcome of "the Hague problem" will be make or break for UK & Ruto and by extension RAO. Falasi sasa hivi ni watatu, hao wengine ni P
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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KulaRaha wrote:Impunity wrote:KulaRaha wrote:arapsonkot wrote:Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose. So who does he think has the best chance? Kibs, albeit for a 12 month extension. Crap! Now you know why the Al-Shabaab war was started. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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