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Investor Cautionary: Reduce Your Dating Costs by 70%
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I can bet you are dating those high class chicks whom you think will compliment your status and make others envious of you. Right? The kind of girl who only dines at hotels, drinks wine, doesn’t wear second hand clothes, designer shoes (though fake), demands expensive perfumes, drives her own car that you have no idea who bought it for her and is always doing her best to keep up with the latest fashion trends. Right? $500 of your hard-earned cash goes into maintaining this girl, this same one who will show you attitude and dump you as soon as she finds another willing to increase her material standards of living. $500 per month and all you get is a blow job and mediocre sex, because most of the time she is either tired, out with her girls or just outright bloody lazy...The $500 per month comprises various bills one is manipulated to pay in order to secure a tumble in kandahar… let me get out my kandahar-culator we compute; http://www.vibeweekly.co...11:xxxxx&Itemid=548
Enjoy...
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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Even Greece can't match this kind of austerity measures!!!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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Cde, did I hear you say "too tired to give a blowjob?"  GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:Cde, did I hear you say "too tired to give a blowjob?" Hey!! The media is always right! BJs sii mbaya..don't know what's up with the writer..but most of the other stuff is right on the money!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/2/2006 Posts: 1,206 Location: Nairobi
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haha!Im rolling on the floor under the table!I love the article. Formally employed people often live their employers' dream & forget about their own.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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bird_man wrote:haha!Im rolling on the floor under the table!I love the article. Yeah...cheers, lol!!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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Cde Monomotapa wrote:Even Greece can't match this kind of austerity measures!!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2011 Posts: 129 Location: Nairobi
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USD 500 or KShs 45,000 is too cheap for a good BJ...If you want to know the real cost of a BJ, ask Strauss-Khan, former IMF Chief... As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, think big
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,491 Location: Nairobi
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Apparantly in wazua its called to lollipop  Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/25/2010 Posts: 519 Location: nairobi
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When I was reading this forum, I told myself I wont post anything coz its boys stuff and I shouldnt get involved. But something triggered me, the 19-22 yrs...Do you guys have daughters? Im just imagining your babies being treated this way...Im very sure it doesnt bother you...!!!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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dossy7 wrote:Apparantly in wazua its called to lollipop Thanks 4 the heads up!! Lol!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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TPK wrote:USD 500 or KShs 45,000 is too cheap for a good BJ...If you want to know the real cost of a BJ, ask Strauss-Khan, former IMF Chief... get-out-of-work-quick an added feature.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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lovely2010 wrote:When I was reading this forum, I told myself I wont post anything coz its boys stuff and I shouldnt get involved. But something triggered me, the 19-22 yrs...Do you guys have daughters? Im just imagining your babies being treated this way...Im very sure it doesnt bother you...!!! Look-that-a-way=>
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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Cde Monomotapa wrote:dossy7 wrote:Apparantly in wazua its called to lollipop Thanks 4 the heads up!! Lol! I'm confused.  Cde, does your "Lol!" above refer to laughing out loud or is it your way of shortening your newly acquired vocabulary? GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:Cde Monomotapa wrote:dossy7 wrote:Apparantly in wazua its called to lollipop Thanks 4 the heads up!! Lol! I'm confused. Cde, does your "Lol!" above refer to laughing out loud or is it your way of shortening your newly acquired vocabulary? nkt!! Cut me some slack. I'm generation X.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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Cde Monomotapa wrote:youcan'tstopusnow wrote:Cde Monomotapa wrote:dossy7 wrote:Apparantly in wazua its called to lollipop Thanks 4 the heads up!! Lol! I'm confused. Cde, does your "Lol!" above refer to laughing out loud or is it your way of shortening your newly acquired vocabulary? nkt!! Cut me some slack. I'm generation X.  GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/16/2010 Posts: 906 Location: Nairobi
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There was a study posted on Yahoo the other day that showed the key similarities between millionaires. Top of the list was:
1. Marrying only once.
2. Having a financially prudent wife.
3. Depending on only one partner for income.
I agree with this list. I am a believer that modern society has really overthought the whole courtship process. Keep it simple and you will prosper.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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KenyanLyrics wrote:There was a study posted on Yahoo the other day that showed the key similarities between millionaires. Top of the list was:
1. Marrying only once.
2. Having a financially prudent wife.
3. Depending on only one partner for income.
I agree with this list. I am a believer that modern society has really overthought the whole courtship process. Keep it simple and you will prosper. I agree with u..we've deviated alot from the fundamentals..relationships of today have been packed into derivatives & are turning into WFMDs.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 1/13/2011 Posts: 5,964
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but generally the article is mean't for single dating men..those courting shouldn't follow its wisdom 
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2010 Posts: 335 Location: Nairobi
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lovely2010 wrote:When I was reading this forum, I told myself I wont post anything coz its boys stuff and I shouldnt get involved. But something triggered me, the 19-22 yrs...Do you guys have daughters? Im just imagining your babies being treated this way...Im very sure it doesnt bother you...!!! @all Just FYIs: 1. There is no such thing as karma... 2. All is fair in love and war... "I'd rather be lucky than clever... every time!" - ME
"The problem is not what we don't know... it's what we know for sure that just ain't!" - MARK TWAIN
"Space we can recover... time never!" - NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
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