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SK ni furahiday.....saa ya phombe!!!!
vinii
#61 Posted : Saturday, August 07, 2010 12:38:40 AM
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dossy7 wrote:
@vinii umepiga heasbu kweli kweli


@ Dossy?

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! ,,,my hesabu is not working, i eventually joined the ladies but am getting high and they look quite sober despite the fact that they are taking Guiness.....am already 2k poorer....i must now make a quite exit and go to my local where beer is sold at the recommended price....
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Intelligentsia
#62 Posted : Friday, August 13, 2010 5:25:24 PM
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furahiday tena!

Nilikuja na my stool for use on ken. ave....it is hanging from the side mirror ya gari just like the way people from Sagana weka fish on the side mirrors of their vehicles as they speed to nbi..

Furahiday is the best way to spend 1/7th of your life...
McReggae
#63 Posted : Saturday, August 14, 2010 10:21:55 PM
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Hata sato ni siku ya phombe
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
sparkly
#64 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 11:55:05 AM
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Nairobian's peculiar drinking habits. first week(month end): hordes of men and women doing rounds in clubs in groups of 6 or more, guys most philanthropic at this time and will carry along their non-working, non-buying pals. Cars fueled, mobility no issue. Chicks not allowed to dip their hands into their purses as long as @intel, @mcg are on the table. Key word is funika formica. Second week: groups reduced to 3-5. Two quick ones in tao then action moves to the local. Locals do booming business, lots of nyam chom. Third week: people now drink in pairs, two dudes or two chicks, by 10 the pubs are empty as people excuse themselves because of "meeting" or "travelling" early tomorrow. Many opt for coffee. Fourth week: its now office-home express. Pass by the video place and pick up a couple of dvds, pass by the supermkt and grab some tusker cans, the gf/bf comes over for quality time... Just my observations, whats your experience?
Life is short. Live passionately.
conos
#65 Posted : Monday, August 16, 2010 11:46:24 AM
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sparkly wrote:
Nairobian's peculiar drinking habits. first week(month end): hordes of men and women doing rounds in clubs in groups of 6 or more, guys most philanthropic at this time and will carry along their non-working, non-buying pals. Cars fueled, mobility no issue. Chicks not allowed to dip their hands into their purses as long as @intel, @mcg are on the table. Key word is funika formica. Second week: groups reduced to 3-5. Two quick ones in tao then action moves to the local. Locals do booming business, lots of nyam chom. Third week: people now drink in pairs, two dudes or two chicks, by 10 the pubs are empty as people excuse themselves because of "meeting" or "travelling" early tomorrow. Many opt for coffee. Fourth week: its now office-home express. Pass by the video place and pick up a couple of dvds, pass by the supermkt and grab some tusker cans, the gf/bf comes over for quality time... Just my observations, whats your experience?

hapo ni ukweli tupu n nothing but truthLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
Impunity
#66 Posted : Monday, August 16, 2010 1:06:16 PM
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conos wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Nairobian's peculiar drinking habits. first week(month end): hordes of men and women doing rounds in clubs in groups of 6 or more, guys most philanthropic at this time and will carry along their non-working, non-buying pals. Cars fueled, mobility no issue. Chicks not allowed to dip their hands into their purses as long as @intel, @mcg are on the table. Key word is funika formica. Second week: groups reduced to 3-5. Two quick ones in tao then action moves to the local. Locals do booming business, lots of nyam chom. Third week: people now drink in pairs, two dudes or two chicks, by 10 the pubs are empty as people excuse themselves because of "meeting" or "travelling" early tomorrow. Many opt for coffee. Fourth week: its now office-home express. Pass by the video place and pick up a couple of dvds, pass by the supermkt and grab some tusker cans, the gf/bf comes over for quality time... Just my observations, whats your experience?

hapo ni ukweli tupu n nothing but truthLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


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conos
#67 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 4:21:53 PM
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d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! watu wa phombe,kwani mmesota??
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
Pablo
#68 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 4:38:36 PM
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iko Nerkwo South B.
Nani yuko?
The Real Shaft
#69 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 4:40:11 PM
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nani...

South Coast...???
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Intelligentsia
#70 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 4:40:50 PM
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Ngatho, wazuans kwani wameenda to local brews, mwezi iko corner mbaya...Pray .

may go 2 Hooters to pay last respects laterz now that they will be closing down soon
karqui
#71 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 4:47:07 PM
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[quote=Intelligentsia]Ngatho, wazuans kwani wameenda to local brews, mwezi iko corner mbaya...Pray .

Drool Drool Drool Drool

registration seems too low this furahi day.
Njung'e
#72 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 5:44:30 PM
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I can't die of thirst.Leo Rhoda hana bahati....Nitakunyua kwa bill yake halafu nipige Corner mpaka next week....hahahah!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
wanyuru
#73 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 5:56:05 PM
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Njunge wrote:
I can't die of thirst.Leo Rhoda hana bahati....Nitakunyua kwa bill yake halafu nipige Corner mpaka next week....hahahah!


Ngabu owed me a few notes, have told him to make sure Guka walks home on all fours tonight.


Abai and Wangeci ......mfanye hivo ama i start a thread.....Sad
Intelligentsia
#74 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 6:29:50 PM
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Sober people talk of how bad chemicals are.
But not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
bwenyenye
#75 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 6:47:06 PM
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It seems tuko week 3 kweli. Ama is Series 8 episode Three year 2010! Wapi watu wa phombe?

Kweli @ Sparkly is correct! Ngoja next friday uone! Guys will be posting from their blackberries on the Sina taabu!
I Think Therefore I Am
MaichBlack
#76 Posted : Friday, August 20, 2010 7:20:49 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
But not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Njung'e
#77 Posted : Saturday, August 21, 2010 9:22:15 AM
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@Wanyuru,
Ngabu is bure kabisa.....Alifikisha target so this days the old man runs on stuff like picana,Alvaro,milk and other similar poisons....and since he quit,the brari uji baridi has become a very bad buyer!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Intelligentsia
#78 Posted : Thursday, August 26, 2010 1:50:39 PM
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I am promulgating Furahiday should begin today and stretch into katiba day!

Bharti/zain, thank you for the spoils of the ongoing price wars, can you now please form Bharti Breweries (K) Ltd and extend the price battle to a frothy frontier? Laughing out loudly
McReggae
#79 Posted : Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:07:59 PM
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so leo pia ni siku ya phombe..,guniess au whitecap????
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
wanyuru
#80 Posted : Friday, September 03, 2010 3:31:26 PM
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Wanyuru ni present.

AKA nkt.
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