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MugundaMan wrote:Carlin is busy roasting in pain in Hades telling jokes to Satan as Satan shafts him daily. Listen to him at your own peril.
Tithe ni lazima. As many are false prophets , righteous servants of God pia wako doing mightier works of our Lord Jesus Christ. We can not run away from the truth because of a bunch of rotten fellows purporting to be called to preach the gospel. Kutoa ni lazima. Glory be to God. John 5:17 But Jesus replied, “My Father is always working, and so am I.”
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,635
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MugundaMan wrote:Carlin is busy roasting in pain in Hades telling jokes to Satan as Satan shafts him daily. Listen to him at your own peril.
Tithe ni lazima. I tithe too. In fact tonight I am going to tithe Rhoda at my local pub. I saw that rebuttal by a certain Evangelical nut from the Bible Belt, US not Kenya. Apparently God punished Carlin for his apostasy by killing him. I was left wondering kwani Christian holier than thous never die? Mugundaman, since it seems you are in touch with Carlin in the other place, could you give him a message for me. Here it is: "Dude, you were so right, but you forgot to acknowledge the real expert BS slingers. Kenyan Pastors." "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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Wakanyugi wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Carlin is busy roasting in pain in Hades telling jokes to Satan as Satan shafts him daily. Listen to him at your own peril.
Tithe ni lazima. I tithe too. In fact tonight I am going to tithe Rhoda at my local pub. I saw that rebuttal by a certain Evangelical nut from the Bible Belt, US not Kenya. Apparently God punished Carlin for his apostasy by killing him. I was left wondering kwani Christian holier than thous never die? Mugundaman, since it seems you are in touch with Carlin in the other place, could you give him a message for me. Here it is: "Dude, you were so right, but you forgot to acknowledge the real expert BS slingers. Kenyan Pastors." Warn Rhoda Too!George Carlin wrote: The Rich Man (Wakanyugi) and Lazarus “There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores and longing to eat what fell from the rich man’s table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.
“The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’
“But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’
“He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’
“Abraham replied, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.’
“‘No, father Abraham,’ he said, ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’
“He said to him, ‘If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.’”
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/19/2015 Posts: 2,871 Location: hapo
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Let me get this.. 90% of Kenyans claim to tithe...Yet, 80% live below the poverty line. Who's fooling who here? Ati you don't tithe, you die...Listen, everyone dies. Everyone. Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,635
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MugundaMan wrote:Wakanyugi wrote:[quote=MugundaMan]Carlin is busy roasting in pain in Hades telling jokes to Satan as Satan shafts him daily. Listen to him at your own peril.
Tithe ni lazima. I tithe too. In fact tonight I am going to tithe Rhoda at my local pub. I saw that rebuttal by a certain Evangelical nut from the Bible Belt, US not Kenya. Apparently God punished Carlin for his apostasy by killing him. I was left wondering kwani Christian holier than thous never die? Mugundaman, since it seems you are in touch with Carlin in the other place, could you give him a message for me. Here it is: "Dude, you were so right, but you forgot to acknowledge the real expert BS slingers. Kenyan Pastors." [color=blue] Warn Rhoda Too![/color I did try to warn Rhoda. Told her Pastor Mugundaman from DC has booked a suite in hell for her. He is on first name terms with the Proprietor, whose name he and his fellow Pastors invoke every Sunday in an effort to scare the sheeple into parting with their hard earned cash. Rhoda says you can kiss her ample derrière. Lubbish! "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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Wakanyugi wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Wakanyugi wrote:[quote=MugundaMan]Carlin is busy roasting in pain in Hades telling jokes to Satan as Satan shafts him daily. Listen to him at your own peril.
Tithe ni lazima. I tithe too. In fact tonight I am going to tithe Rhoda at my local pub. I saw that rebuttal by a certain Evangelical nut from the Bible Belt, US not Kenya. Apparently God punished Carlin for his apostasy by killing him. I was left wondering kwani Christian holier than thous never die? Mugundaman, since it seems you are in touch with Carlin in the other place, could you give him a message for me. Here it is: "Dude, you were so right, but you forgot to acknowledge the real expert BS slingers. Kenyan Pastors." [color=blue] Warn Rhoda Too![/color I did try to warn Rhoda. Told her Pastor Mugundaman from DC has booked a suite in hell for her. He is on first name terms with the Proprietor, whose name he and his fellow Pastors invoke every Sunday in an effort to scare the sheeple into parting with their hard earned cash. Rhoda says you can kiss her ample derrière. Lubbish! "The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good" - Psalm 14:1 I pray you get to know Christ before it is too late. And this is on a serious note. Without him we are all doomed! The difference between you and the pastor is his sins are forgiven because he has believed. Shalom
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,635
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MugundaMan wrote:Wakanyugi wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Wakanyugi wrote:[quote=MugundaMan]Carlin is busy roasting in pain in Hades telling jokes to Satan as Satan shafts him daily. Listen to him at your own peril.
Tithe ni lazima. I tithe too. In fact tonight I am going to tithe Rhoda at my local pub. I saw that rebuttal by a certain Evangelical nut from the Bible Belt, US not Kenya. Apparently God punished Carlin for his apostasy by killing him. I was left wondering kwani Christian holier than thous never die? Mugundaman, since it seems you are in touch with Carlin in the other place, could you give him a message for me. Here it is: "Dude, you were so right, but you forgot to acknowledge the real expert BS slingers. Kenyan Pastors." [color=blue] Warn Rhoda Too
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