Arab person sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:
Dear Dad,


Hamburg is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.
Your Son
Nasser

Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:
Loving son,
Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.
Your Dad

In high skull we had a teacher from Ghana called Tom Bayeye!

Mbekis kid is called Sito Mbeki.

And another kid called Barasa Tom.

Wanjiru, an eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result confirms that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half
an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
house; a mature and distinguished man with grey
hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places his hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again..."

COPY_PASTE

1.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Deacons
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the saleslady.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one
type!?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a
sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material
imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The
saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would
you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
simple..

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

2.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for, it is about time you became
informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !



and do not forget the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!