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Where will you be counted...???
Gathige
#121 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 1:14:05 PM
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hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



@hardwood, are you sure whoever came were enumerators and not sleuths from either Githii, Haji or Kinoti's office. Hio maswali are too much sio ya kuhesabiwa.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
hardwood
#122 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 1:49:41 PM
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Gathige wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



@hardwood, are you sure whoever came were enumerators and not sleuths from either Githii, Haji or Kinoti's office. Hio maswali are too much sio ya kuhesabiwa.


Whaat, i thought questions were standard. Nyinyi mliuliswo maswali gani?
Gathige
#123 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 2:18:39 PM
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hardwood wrote:
Gathige wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



@hardwood, are you sure whoever came were enumerators and not sleuths from either Githii, Haji or Kinoti's office. Hio maswali are too much sio ya kuhesabiwa.




Whaat, i thought questions were standard. Nyinyi mliuliswo maswali gani?


Kwetu bado.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
sparkly
#124 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 2:22:06 PM
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hardwood wrote:
Gathige wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



@hardwood, are you sure whoever came were enumerators and not sleuths from either Githii, Haji or Kinoti's office. Hio maswali are too much sio ya kuhesabiwa.


Whaat, i thought questions were standard. Nyinyi mliuliswo maswali gani?



Thought you quit Wazuasmile smile
Life is short. Live passionately.
hardwood
#125 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 2:23:50 PM
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sparkly wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Gathige wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



@hardwood, are you sure whoever came were enumerators and not sleuths from either Githii, Haji or Kinoti's office. Hio maswali are too much sio ya kuhesabiwa.


Whaat, i thought questions were standard. Nyinyi mliuliswo maswali gani?



Thought you quit Wazuasmile smile


I only quit the "mbuzigate" thread...
T-Bag
#126 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 2:31:29 PM
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Joined: 9/25/2008
Posts: 510
hardwood wrote:
Gathige wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



@hardwood, are you sure whoever came were enumerators and not sleuths from either Githii, Haji or Kinoti's office. Hio maswali are too much sio ya kuhesabiwa.


Whaat, i thought questions were standard. Nyinyi mliuliswo maswali gani?


Were you asked the Intersex question?
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wal6807
#127 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 2:38:58 PM
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Gathige wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Gathige wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



@hardwood, are you sure whoever came were enumerators and not sleuths from either Githii, Haji or Kinoti's office. Hio maswali are too much sio ya kuhesabiwa.




Whaat, i thought questions were standard. Nyinyi mliuliswo maswali gani?


Kwetu bado.


also not yet but hiyo maswali ni kama ya lifestyle audit
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers."
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hardwood
#128 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 2:44:57 PM
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T-Bag wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Gathige wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Was counted jana at 4pm. Maswali mingi sana. Including names, date of birth and IDs of everyone living in my house, TRIBE, education, religion, whether house is owned or rented, how many bedrooms, flooring type, roofing type, whether there's running water, power, internet, TV, DSTV, radio, sewer or septic, if ive bought goods online, livestock, fuel used for cooking etc. If i have car, nduthi, bicycle, tuktuk, lorry. Also occupations, when i and mama watoto came to nairobi and reason, our parents and if they are alive etc etc. Maswali mingi sana.

Now that those census gadgets also have GPS to mark your home location, the govt now has accurate data for all citizens.



@hardwood, are you sure whoever came were enumerators and not sleuths from either Githii, Haji or Kinoti's office. Hio maswali are too much sio ya kuhesabiwa.


Whaat, i thought questions were standard. Nyinyi mliuliswo maswali gani?


Were you asked the Intersex question?


No.
hardwood
#129 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 2:53:27 PM
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I think the maswali mingi are meant to meet the objectives of the census...



UN wrote:
By definition, a population and housing census is an enumeration of the total population of a country and provides data on numbers of people, their spatial distribution, age and sex structure, their living conditions and other key socioeconomic characteristics.


Quote:
The information collected during census when analysed gives an accurate picture of how many people are living in the country/county, at every administrative level and their living conditions as well as access to basic services.
madhaquer
#130 Posted : Monday, August 26, 2019 9:53:59 PM
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Thankfully, Nimehesabiwa in absentia!
Bigchick
#131 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 1:29:21 PM
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Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Gathige
#132 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 1:54:37 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.



I hear the enumerators have reached their targets. No more psyche to keep knocking doors at night. Vuta blanketi sawa sawa.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
newfarer
#133 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 2:00:53 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.

hope you have been going to bed in the three days .sio kulala kwa sofa.baridi ilinirudisha kwa bed last night.still waiting
punda amecheka
hardwood
#134 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 2:15:30 PM
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newfarer wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.

hope you have been going to bed in the three days .sio kulala kwa sofa.baridi ilinirudisha kwa bed last night.still waiting


You two should contact me i link you up with the census guys.smile
newfarer
#135 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 2:56:10 PM
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hardwood wrote:
newfarer wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.

hope you have been going to bed in the three days .sio kulala kwa sofa.baridi ilinirudisha kwa bed last night.still waiting


You two should contact me i link you up with the census guys.smile

just the way you linked us with the Mbuzi.continue with your blogging maneno we don't need your help
punda amecheka
Angelica _ann
#136 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 3:01:28 PM
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newfarer wrote:
hardwood wrote:
newfarer wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.

hope you have been going to bed in the three days .sio kulala kwa sofa.baridi ilinirudisha kwa bed last night.still waiting


You two should contact me i link you up with the census guys.smile

just the way you linked us with the Mbuzi.continue with your blogging maneno we don't need your help


Yawa tho. He sneaked back pole pole Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Bigchick
#137 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 4:33:17 PM
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newfarer wrote:
hardwood wrote:
newfarer wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.

hope you have been going to bed in the three days .sio kulala kwa sofa.baridi ilinirudisha kwa bed last night.still waiting


You two should contact me i link you up with the census guys.smile

just the way you linked us with the Mbuzi.continue with your blogging maneno we don't need your help



Exactly.

Can never trust you with any help.

You let us down badly.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Lolest!
#138 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 4:58:41 PM
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newfarer wrote:
hardwood wrote:
newfarer wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.

hope you have been going to bed in the three days .sio kulala kwa sofa.baridi ilinirudisha kwa bed last night.still waiting


You two should contact me i link you up with the census guys.smile

just the way you linked us with the Mbuzi.continue with your blogging maneno we don't need your help

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
hardwood
#139 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 6:18:44 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
newfarer wrote:
hardwood wrote:
newfarer wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.

hope you have been going to bed in the three days .sio kulala kwa sofa.baridi ilinirudisha kwa bed last night.still waiting


You two should contact me i link you up with the census guys.smile

just the way you linked us with the Mbuzi.continue with your blogging maneno we don't need your help


Yawa tho. He sneaked back pole pole Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Nyako, kik iluor. Ok adhi.smile
thuks
#140 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2019 6:20:33 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Day 3 of waiting.

I now need Connections to be counted.


Do not be afraid as you may already have been counted in 'Wajir'
I care!
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