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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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So, since hii maneno ya akoblow ikuje, i normally drink at my local pub to avoid getting into trouble with mututho. I normally take 5 whitecap at any one time and me being a gentleman, I normally buy the lady who is serving me a drink as a tip. Of course I know the ladies choose to take the 250 bob at the counter instead of taking the phombe.
Now, these ladies at the pub have become too much and are now abusing my generosity. Whenever I go to the pub, even those who are not serving me on that particular day expect me to buy them a drink. Juzi my bill included some extra 2,000 bob, this being 2 guaranas each for my 4 lady waiter "friends" who have served me in the past and now expect me to tip them whenever i go to the pub. Yaani kwa bill ya my 5 whitecap at 1250, ninaongesewa 2000 bob to total 3250. Yes, they have given me a BJ in the past, but should I be besieged at my local?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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Inaitwa wealth re-dustribution. Your 5 white caps end up as pee in the urinal while the cash you give them buys food and school uniforms for the kids  Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/10/2010 Posts: 2,264
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Dear brother It's time for you to look or find another "local" especially now that you have admitted that you have had some affairs with one or two of the maids. Infact most of us have a rule, once you have been done the deed with one of the maids, you keep off the joint untill you hear of a mini or a major reshuffle. You are treading on dangerous ground not only financial but also on your physical well being by remaining there. Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,211 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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hardwood wrote:So, since hii maneno ya akoblow ikuje, i normally drink at my local pub to avoid getting into trouble with mututho. I normally take 5 whitecap at any one time and me being a gentleman, I normally buy the lady who is serving me a drink as a tip. Of course I know the ladies choose to take the 250 bob at the counter instead of taking the phombe.
Now, these ladies at the pub have become too much and are now abusing my generosity. Whenever I go to the pub, even those who are not serving me on that particular day expect me to buy them a drink. Juzi my bill included some extra 2,000 bob, this being 2 guaranas each for my 4 lady waiter "friends" who have served me in the past and now expect me to tip them whenever i go to the pub. Yaani kwa bill ya my 5 whitecap at 1250, ninaongesewa 2000 bob to total 3250. Yes, they have given me a BJ in the past, but should I be besieged at my local? Fombe will destroy you , my braddah. Quit drinking immediately before something really terrible happens to you. You might wake up one day after a night spent with barmaids to find not only do you have HIV, but half your face is burnt off because you fell into a fire in your sleep. Be warned dugu yagu.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/18/2008 Posts: 3,434 Location: Kerugoya
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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What you are doing is noble and ok. What you need to do is make sure you only tip whoever serves you on that day. Once in a while pia you remove guaranaa and replace with soda  for control. Pia start siasa that economy ni mbaya shana na hata wewe umeanza kuumia. Plus one day say hauna pesa wakulipee utaleta after one week. Siku moja pia hepa na bill 'kusahau' ama emergency tings. Mos mos you will see the true sly ones who stick by you. Created a trust environment that is both ways. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2015 Posts: 682
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In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. What is that jameni? In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/15/2011 Posts: 4,518
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Angelica _ann wrote:Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. What is that jameni? I also want to know "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. When I tell a waiter who has been serving me to also "kunywa moja" it's just a tip not a ploy to "attract or plead" with her. Surely if a lady has served you the whole evening, the civilised thing to do is to tip her, and the tip should be something reasonable, maybe a beer and not some fanta Orange dogo.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,211 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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essyk wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. What is that jameni? I also want to know Masquembes yaani mstunyo yaani kushona yaani six pack and gunz plakakawww #ThankMeLater
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,211 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. Depends on what type of women, my braddah. If you are a super-alpha male, you have all those thangalings including the moolah and you run at TOP SPEED from slay queen loose amoral/immoral type rendies no matter how supermodel gorgeous they look. Those loose slayqueen supuus are flobrems tupu bro. You only date real beauties inside out who are believers. Yaani Proverbs 31 type ngels. Na hao trust me you will NEVER find in sijui Jiweke Tavern, Brew Bistro, Kiza na katharika.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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MugundaMan wrote:essyk wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. What is that jameni? I also want to know Masquembes yaani mstunyo yaani kushona yaani six pack and gunz plakakawww #ThankMeLater Not really sure about that... Jus sayin'... Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2015 Posts: 682
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hardwood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. When I tell a waiter who has been serving me to also "kunywa moja" it's just a tip not a ploy to "attract or plead" with her. Surely if a lady has served you the whole evening, the civilised thing to do is to tip her, and the tip should be something reasonable, maybe a beer and not some fanta Orange dogo. You learnt this nonsense from softie wazungus, who are also referred to as "kale kajinga" by these slay queens.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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Mike Ock wrote:hardwood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. When I tell a waiter who has been serving me to also "kunywa moja" it's just a tip not a ploy to "attract or plead" with her. Surely if a lady has served you the whole evening, the civilised thing to do is to tip her, and the tip should be something reasonable, maybe a beer and not some fanta Orange dogo. You learnt this nonsense from softie wazungus, who are also referred to as "kale kajinga" by these slay queens. Learnt these tip manenos during my time huko majuu where you are required to tip. I am a civilized gentleman and these ladies deserve a tip.... 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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I most rarely tip. If you want a tip,charge as part of the drinks. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda
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hardwood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:hardwood wrote:Mike Ock wrote:In today's world of financially and mentally empowered women, using money to attract them is a sucker move. I'm 1000% sure you are referred to as "kale kajinga" in their circles. Wise men know that today's women are only phased by the three Ms: Mistari, Mazolz and Mjulubeng. Money should only be in the background of your interactions, never used directly to plead your case. When I tell a waiter who has been serving me to also "kunywa moja" it's just a tip not a ploy to "attract or plead" with her. Surely if a lady has served you the whole evening, the civilised thing to do is to tip her, and the tip should be something reasonable, maybe a beer and not some fanta Orange dogo. You learnt this nonsense from softie wazungus, who are also referred to as "kale kajinga" by these slay queens. Learnt these tip manenos during my time huko majuu where you are required to tip. I am a civilized gentleman and these ladies deserve a tip.... which majuu .ukienda Gatanga waja kusema umtoka Tanga Tanzania punda amecheka
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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Impunity wrote:I most rarely tip.
If you want a tip,charge as part of the drinks. Forbes: Here's Why You Should Always Tip At Least 20% https://www.forbes.com/s...-least-20/#325e352a39c2
Therefore, if you take 5 whitecaps like I do at my local, my tip should be at least 20% ie one whitecap, thus the "kunywa moja" manenos.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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hardwood wrote:Impunity wrote:I most rarely tip.
If you want a tip,charge as part of the drinks. Forbes: Here's Why You Should Always Tip At Least 20% https://www.forbes.com/s...-least-20/#325e352a39c2
Therefore, if you take 5 whitecaps like I do at my local, my tip should be at least 20% ie one whitecap, thus the "kunywa moja" manenos. As you tip generously, remember to honour your promises or request a rain check in good time. Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/27/2016 Posts: 274 Location: Pub
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hardwood wrote:So, since hii maneno ya akoblow ikuje, i normally drink at my local pub to avoid getting into trouble with mututho. I normally take 5 whitecap at any one time and me being a gentleman, I normally buy the lady who is serving me a drink as a tip. Of course I know the ladies choose to take the 250 bob at the counter instead of taking the phombe.
Now, these ladies at the pub have become too much and are now abusing my generosity. Whenever I go to the pub, even those who are not serving me on that particular day expect me to buy them a drink. Juzi my bill included some extra 2,000 bob, this being 2 guaranas each for my 4 lady waiter "friends" who have served me in the past and now expect me to tip them whenever i go to the pub. Yaani kwa bill ya my 5 whitecap at 1250, ninaongesewa 2000 bob to total 3250. Yes, they have given me a BJ in the past, but should I be besieged at my local? Giving a tip is nice gesture, its a culture we need to encourage. I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work
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