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Huduma Namba Je Una yako?
hardwood
#41 Posted : Monday, April 15, 2019 1:32:50 PM
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tinker wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Baratang wrote:
2012 wrote:
murchr wrote:
doubletap wrote:
So what's the latest behind the news...


What news?


The news is that people are registering in big numbers.


Almost 6 million so far to date. Good progress!!

Eish, thats yuuuge

I do not believe they have hit 6M, we haven't seen queues at chief's office, etc.
I think it is a psychological affair for those who haven't registered to feel like they have been left behind, to encourage them join the que.


Kama baba is in the mix, then those numbers are real. Power of the Handcheque.





Fyatu
#42 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 2:58:00 PM
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Mimi na jamii yangu tumejisajili. The process was painful but i was determined to succeed. So, i exercised patience. The queues were not long but one person was taking 20-30 minutes to hudumiwa. Woe unto you if you go last minute

Take home message to me was Patience is key when accessing government of Kenya services.Dealing with GoK has been and will always be difficult and a horrible experience. It is an endurance sport that should be admitted to the olympics(my opinion). You will get upset and feel like slapping someone, but you will have to kula humble pie(jeuri yako) style hiyo hiyo.

Don't walk into huduma centre expecting services of an air-conditioned CFC-Stanbic banking hall.
Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
Shak
#43 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 3:17:28 PM
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Location: Africa
Fyatu wrote:
Mimi na jamii yangu tumejisajili. The process was painful but i was determined to succeed. So, i exercised patience. The queues were not long but one person was taking 20-30 minutes to hudumiwa. Woe unto you if you go last minute

Take home message to me was Patience is key when accessing government of Kenya services.Dealing with GoK has been and will always be difficult and a horrible experience. It is an endurance sport that should be admitted to the olympics(my opinion). You will get upset and feel like slapping someone, but you will have to kula humble pie(jeuri yako) style hiyo hiyo.

Don't walk into huduma centre expecting services of an air-conditioned CFC-Stanbic banking hall.

@Fyatu, did they ask for your childrens' (if you have any) nemis numbers?
Fyatu
#44 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 3:31:11 PM
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Location: Nakuru
Shak wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
Mimi na jamii yangu tumejisajili. The process was painful but i was determined to succeed. So, i exercised patience. The queues were not long but one person was taking 20-30 minutes to hudumiwa. Woe unto you if you go last minute

Take home message to me was Patience is key when accessing government of Kenya services.Dealing with GoK has been and will always be difficult and a horrible experience. It is an endurance sport that should be admitted to the olympics(my opinion). You will get upset and feel like slapping someone, but you will have to kula humble pie(jeuri yako) style hiyo hiyo.

Don't walk into huduma centre expecting services of an air-conditioned CFC-Stanbic banking hall.

@Fyatu, did they ask for your childrens' (if you have any) nemis numbers?



Yes, they did but were a bit casual about it. They also asked for birth certificate number for my 8yr and 6yr olds. My kitinda mimba(3yrs) did not qualify. Note that kids over 6yrs will have to be physically present for picha and biometrics collection.The more reason you should go early because i cannot imagine the chaos of adults together with their children lining up on the last-last days trying to beat the deadline.
Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
murchr
#45 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 4:22:41 PM
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This is not right. Will the process be complete ie cleansing etc?
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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FRM2011
#46 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 4:38:05 PM
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The colonialists got us really good. People are queuing for this number and when you ask why, "because the govt said so".

Me I have no intention to register unless I can see a benefit. Say, the huduma card becoming my id and Dl combined.

These threats will amount to nothing. One of these junior govt chaps like the CAK CEO will find themselves in Kamiti for contempt.
tycho
#47 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 4:45:31 PM
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Joined: 7/1/2011
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Location: Nairobi
FRM2011 wrote:

The colonialists got us really good. People are queuing for this number and when you ask why, "because the govt said so".

Me I have no intention to register unless I can see a benefit. Say, the huduma card becoming my id and Dl combined.

These threats will amount to nothing. One of these junior govt chaps like the CAK CEO will find themselves in Kamiti for contempt.


The threats could be a hint that the government has no benevolent motives.

Also, since Raila is part of the script, they are almost certain that there'll be no protests against an evil and corrupt leadership.

So I'd like to watch a government and political class over reach and topple itself...
Shak
#48 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 5:07:27 PM
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Joined: 2/22/2009
Posts: 2,449
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Fyatu wrote:
Shak wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
Mimi na jamii yangu tumejisajili. The process was painful but i was determined to succeed. So, i exercised patience. The queues were not long but one person was taking 20-30 minutes to hudumiwa. Woe unto you if you go last minute

Take home message to me was Patience is key when accessing government of Kenya services.Dealing with GoK has been and will always be difficult and a horrible experience. It is an endurance sport that should be admitted to the olympics(my opinion). You will get upset and feel like slapping someone, but you will have to kula humble pie(jeuri yako) style hiyo hiyo.

Don't walk into huduma centre expecting services of an air-conditioned CFC-Stanbic banking hall.

@Fyatu, did they ask for your childrens' (if you have any) nemis numbers?



Yes, they did but were a bit casual about it. They also asked for birth certificate number for my 8yr and 6yr olds. My kitinda mimba(3yrs) did not qualify. Note that kids over 6yrs will have to be physically present for picha and biometrics collection.The more reason you should go early because i cannot imagine the chaos of adults together with their children lining up on the last-last days trying to beat the deadline.

Thank you
murchr
#49 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 6:15:12 PM
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I understand where Wangusi is coming from but his way of going about it is not legal

"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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AlphDoti
#50 Posted : Thursday, April 18, 2019 6:25:34 PM
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murchr wrote:
I understand where Wangusi is coming from but his way of going about it is not legal


Of course. But the gava will just frustrate you when you go to ask for them passport etc etc utangoja mpaka expiry date ifike. And people will register to avoid such frustration.
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