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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda
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if you joined wazua in or before 2010.you are in your midlife no doubt. fellow wazua wazees how are you coping with midlife crisis? this is the time that you are married and may be successful. young girls who can be your daughters start showing interest in you lying to you how young you look despite your balding head and potbelly.problems start at home and the like.most likely Kori the wambui murder suspect is suffering from this crisis going by the number of women who have laid claim on him. if you are between 35-45 pray this bug doesn't bite you. punda amecheka
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Nditto Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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newfarer wrote:if you joined wazua in or before 2010.you are in your midlife no doubt. fellow wazua wazees how are you coping with midlife crisis?
this is the time that you are married and may be successful. young girls who can be your daughters start showing interest in you lying to you how young you look despite your balding head and potbelly.problems start at home and the like.most likely Kori the wambui murder suspect is suffering from this crisis going by the number of women who have laid claim on him. if you are between 35-45 pray this bug doesn't bite you. How are you coping with midlife crisis? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda
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Swenani wrote:newfarer wrote:if you joined wazua in or before 2010.you are in your midlife no doubt. fellow wazua wazees how are you coping with midlife crisis?
this is the time that you are married and may be successful. young girls who can be your daughters start showing interest in you lying to you how young you look despite your balding head and potbelly.problems start at home and the like.most likely Kori the wambui murder suspect is suffering from this crisis going by the number of women who have laid claim on him. if you are between 35-45 pray this bug doesn't bite you. How are you coping with midlife crisis? it's been tough..but a known ailment is as good as cured.when I see these slayqueens showing small interest.. I run like Joseph lest I be masterminded. http://m.wazua.co.ke/for...amp;m=861927#post861927
punda amecheka
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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Those are two english words and they mean nothing to those who care less about them. No crisis here. When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/23/2008 Posts: 3,017
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Waah,, this thing is real. Is there a coping mechanism? "The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/25/2012 Posts: 1,624 Location: Langley
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newfarer wrote:Swenani wrote:newfarer wrote:if you joined wazua in or before 2010.you are in your midlife no doubt. fellow wazua wazees how are you coping with midlife crisis?
this is the time that you are married and may be successful. young girls who can be your daughters start showing interest in you lying to you how young you look despite your balding head and potbelly.problems start at home and the like.most likely Kori the wambui murder suspect is suffering from this crisis going by the number of women who have laid claim on him. if you are between 35-45 pray this bug doesn't bite you. How are you coping with midlife crisis? it's been tough..but a known ailment is as good as cured.when I see these slayqueens showing small interest.. I run like Joseph lest I be masterminded. http://m.wazua.co.ke/for...amp;m=861927#post861927
 If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/14/2012 Posts: 577 Location: Nairobi Kenya
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1. I don't think mipangos and slayqueens only feature in guys going through a mid-life crisis, or guys in that age bracket alone. Fellas in their 20's also have mipangos and are dealing with the same slayqueens. 2. Mid-life crisis alone, today we have the quarter-life crisis as well. This is what is eating people between ages 25-30 as they deliberate what their purpose in life is. Mid-life crisis is said to hit when one is in their 40's. Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/5/2010 Posts: 2,459
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This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.
1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.
2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.
3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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FRM2011 wrote:
This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.
1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.
2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.
3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.
You are married to the wrong woman or yours is a live in not a marriage, review it brother ASAP. Marriage should be teamwork with full of love, appreciation, understanding, caring and concern. You look out for each other and tag along one another. Know each other inside out and operate on a give and take from each other - not one sided. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda
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Angelica _ann wrote:FRM2011 wrote:
This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.
1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.
2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.
3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.
You are married to the wrong woman or yours is a live in not a marriage, review it brother ASAP. Marriage should be teamwork with full of love, appreciation, understanding, caring and concern. You look out for each other and tag along one another. Know each other inside out and operate on a give and take from each other - not one sided. he has specified that it's majority not all .and if you are in a happy marriage keep doing what you are doing.. most people are in it for the sake of children and status. love is just an English word just as kingfisher has said of midlife crisis .if people were happy, then bars would not be full all days of the week. home has become a battle field.. punda amecheka
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/21/2018 Posts: 564 Location: Britain
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FRM2011 wrote:
This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.
1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.
2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.
3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.
That No. 1 and 2 is so spot on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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FRM2011 wrote:
This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.
1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.
2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.
3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.
Am sorry for your miserable life and sad for your wife. If the only thing you see in her is what you have said,too bad for both of you.And above all it is disrespectful to post such here unless you are not married. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda
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Bigchick wrote:FRM2011 wrote:
This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.
1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.
2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.
3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.
Am sorry for your miserable life and sad for your wife. If the only thing you see in her is what you have said,too bad for both of you.And above all it is disrespectful to post such here unless you are not married. allow miserable midlifers to vent.they have nowhere else to do so.it won't change the fact that there are good wives. punda amecheka
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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Midlife at 40's is a sign of idleness and pessimism.
For a busy man enjoying life midlife appears at around 60.
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/26/2011 Posts: 181 Location: Nairobi
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What exactly is mid life crisis? Is it a form of shortcoming? Is it a change in behavior (to what)? Is it an acceptance of fate? What is it? First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda
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Apricot wrote:What exactly is mid life crisis? Is it a form of shortcoming? Is it a change in behavior (to what)? Is it an acceptance of fate? What is it? some things are well defined when you see them wait for next year.. I see you joined wazua in 2011. punda amecheka
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/26/2011 Posts: 181 Location: Nairobi
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newfarer wrote:Apricot wrote:What exactly is mid life crisis? Is it a form of shortcoming? Is it a change in behavior (to what)? Is it an acceptance of fate? What is it? some things are well defined when you see them wait for next year.. I see you joined wazua in 2011. Actually I joined in 2008 as Mokenya, while it was still stockskenya. Lost my password and couldn't login again with that name when it became Wazua. My problem with the descriptions I see here is that they just relate to sex, mpango's and slay queens. Isn't that kind of shallow? First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/15/2011 Posts: 4,518
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FRM2011 wrote:
This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.
1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.
2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.
3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.
You know that's not true and I will tell you why. It's degrading and humiliating and no woman wants to feel that way. "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/10/2010 Posts: 281 Location: Nairobi
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Apricot wrote:What exactly is mid life crisis? Is it a form of shortcoming? Is it a change in behavior (to what)? Is it an acceptance of fate? What is it? Midlife Crisis is that period when a man comes to realization that he is in a self imposed prison and a lot of what he was conditioned into accepting/ believing/ working so hard for was a sham. It jolts him awake, burdens him with nightmares of regrets over risks not taken and fills him with with a longing for the freedom of his youth.
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