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hardwood
#591 Posted : Monday, December 10, 2018 3:18:00 PM
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Lolest!
#592 Posted : Monday, December 10, 2018 3:52:35 PM
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hardwood wrote:




I remember discussing Turkana's devolution with a friend recently. This county is getting a higher allocation than more populous counties like Kiambu, Kakamega & Nakuru

With less oversight and an easier to please electorate, Nanok must be the real King! No stress
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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hardwood
#593 Posted : Monday, December 10, 2018 8:06:14 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
hardwood wrote:




I remember discussing Turkana's devolution with a friend recently. This county is getting a higher allocation than more populous counties like Kiambu, Kakamega & Nakuru

With less oversight and an easier to please electorate, Nanok must be the real King! No stress


Allocations should be based on population not land size. Otherwise taxes should be based on land size and in this case turkana should be charged highest taxes in .ke.
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Swenani
#594 Posted : Tuesday, December 11, 2018 10:08:42 AM
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Mimi sijui mnacomplain nini. In my County number 26, the only achievement we have is the many wives our governor keeps on marrying. We've not felt any effects of devolution. He claims his many marriages have created so many employment opportunities in the county since each wive's residence requires 5-10 employees to run it

The status in county 26 is so bad that the boss relocated his households to county number 27 and side chicks to county 47.

Mtuweke kwa maombi
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Njunge
#595 Posted : Tuesday, December 11, 2018 11:32:46 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Mimi sijui mnacomplain nini. In my County number 26, the only achievement we have is the many wives our governor keeps on marrying. We've not felt any effects of devolution. He claims his many marriages have created so many employment opportunities in the county since each wive's residence requires 5-10 employees to run it

The status in county 26 is so bad that the boss relocated his households to county number 27 and side chicks to county 47.

Mtuweke kwa maombi



Tell you what?. You are better off. In county 38, we need a mganga to tell us what went wrong with our gavana. The last project i heard of was the one where his Memsaf was giving oversized parachutes to poor young school boys. Sema kurogwaPray




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Angelica _ann
#596 Posted : Tuesday, December 11, 2018 1:44:45 PM
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Njunge wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Mimi sijui mnacomplain nini. In my County number 26, the only achievement we have is the many wives our governor keeps on marrying. We've not felt any effects of devolution. He claims his many marriages have created so many employment opportunities in the county since each wive's residence requires 5-10 employees to run it

The status in county 26 is so bad that the boss relocated his households to county number 27 and side chicks to county 47.

Mtuweke kwa maombi



Tell you what?. You are better off. In county 38, we need a mganga to tell us what went wrong with our gavana. The last project i heard of was the one where his Memsaf was giving oversized parachutes to poor young school boys. Sema kurogwaPray






Wacha kuharibu jina ya Vihigi, yours is county 31 Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Lakini people have no shame and she is there grinning hard. Kwanza the ngothas looks more like for wamama and over-size. Shindwe yeye.
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Euge
#597 Posted : Tuesday, December 11, 2018 7:41:03 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Mimi sijui mnacomplain nini. In my County number 26, the only achievement we have is the many wives our governor keeps on marrying. We've not felt any effects of devolution. He claims his many marriages have created so many employment opportunities in the county since each wive's residence requires 5-10 employees to run it

The status in county 26 is so bad that the boss relocated his households to county number 27 and side chicks to county 47.

Mtuweke kwa maombi


You well deserve prayers.
Governor aspirants should undergo mental health and IQ tests.
Lord, thank you!
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Euge
#598 Posted : Tuesday, December 11, 2018 7:45:53 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:
alma1 wrote:
Some do protest tooooo maashh.

Universal Health in Makueni..Now NEW hospitals. I foresee a time when some of us will be taking those buses to Makueni when we are sick.



In Central we are still talking about finishing Karatina market 10 years after it was launched.

Kumira Kumira





Please remind the kumira kumira batallion that this hospital cost 135M both construction and equipping. The MES (health equipment leasing scheme) launched by Uhuru cost 38Bn. Enough to build 200 new hospitals similar to that one of Makueni. The western bypass costs 1B/KM. The foot-bridges on Thika road cost 200M each. But we prefer thieves, plunderers and grabbers as long as they remember to say they love jesus.



You are right. Something is totally wrong with us.
Thats why we need education reforms. I think the current system shrinks and damages our brains.
Lord, thank you!
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murchr
#599 Posted : Monday, December 17, 2018 5:10:27 PM
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"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Fyatu
#600 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 4:14:21 PM
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Meanwhile as washenzi counties leaders are recovering from a hangover of crunkshaft vodka, huko Ukambani leaders are working quietly and collaboratively for andu mbaitu with devolution money and not maendeleo money ya Uhuru

Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
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