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DAMAGING RUMOUR
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:08:00 AM
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Hi all,

It is interesting to know how a rumour circulates while its origin is completely different and how it can easily damage a good friendship or relationship.

A good example right here at SK is mlefu telling guka that he shall eat at Trattoria Cafe and this message is supposed to reach leona for a rendezvous....

guka to hi-lo: 'mlefu shall eat at trattoria cafe'
hi-lo to ric dees: 'mlefu shall eat at rattoria cafe'
ric dees to eli: 'mlefu shall eat at rat or a cafe'
eli to shak: 'mlefu shall eat at rat or a coffin'
shak to the real shaft: 'mlefu shall eat a rat or a coffin'
the real shaft to impunity: 'mlefu shall eat a rat on a coffin'
impunity to kingfisher: 'mlefu shall eat a rat in a coffin'
kingfisher to mac reggae: 'mlefu shell eat a rat in a coffin'
mac reggae to sukuma: 'mlefu shell eat a rat in a cough'
sukuma to simonkabz: 'mlefu shell eat at last in a cough'
simon kabz to mukiha: 'mlefu,sheri eat at last in a cough'
mukiha to magigi: 'mlefu and sheri eat at last in a cough'
magigi to wendz: 'mlefu and sheri eat at last in a car'
wendz to wakandi: 'mlefu and sheri sit at last in a car'
wakandi to sasha: 'mlefu and sheri seen at last in a car'
sasha to leona: 'mlefu and sheri seen at Sri Lanka'
leona to mlefu (when mlefu calls leona): kubafu bure!!!!Lo!!!

So who is to hang here????

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Achiever
#2 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:24:00 AM
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kagizzard

u must be as idle as i am

kuja hapa tamasha.....we sukuma the day

will buy 1 richoti......as we await kesho's mburi


don't worry....be happy
segemia
#3 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:27:00 AM
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@ kaiganjo

i had never thought of it that way. enyewe ni kweli kabisa. that is the problem of passing a message through so many people.

Ati mlefu shall eat a rat in a coffin...hahahahahaha hehehehehehehehahahahah


There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
segemia
#4 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:29:00 AM
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@ kaiganjo

i had never thought of it that way. enyewe ni kweli kabisa. that is the problem of passing a message through so many people.

Ati mlefu shall eat a rat in a coffin...hahahahahaha hehehehehehehehahahahah


There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
The Real Shaft
#5 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:34:00 AM
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how about.....

real shaft has a date to hutch with sukuma......???

what will sukuma be eventually told by.....

Wendz...???

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Kaigangio
#6 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:42:00 AM
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@ achiever

i hope that message shall not be passed on to many people to reach me....it might be different...anyhow tamasha lazima...little drink today so that i can have enough time to sharpen my teeth for tommorow's mbuzi...deal me in!!!!


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Impunity
#7 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:47:00 AM
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@kaigas...It must be a very rainy friday for you.Get something better to challenge your mind.

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Kaigangio
#8 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 11:27:00 AM
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@ shaft,

if the rumour goes a full cycle,wendz might end up telling sukuma that the real shaft crashed in dodoma...

@ impunity,

this is a true life scenario...start a rumour in kawangware and by the time it reaches githurai,you will not believe your ears on what you might hear...


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
The Real Shaft
#9 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 11:31:00 AM
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haha....

try playing it out....

but thought it might read...

Wendz to sukuma..

TRS has caught a kingfisher.......

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Kaigangio
#10 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 11:38:00 AM
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....then it must have done only three stages involving 6 people....a possiblity..


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
willin2learn
#11 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 12:59:00 PM
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TRS...

Shaft was really seen coming from a hut late with sukuma..
sukuma
#12 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 1:20:00 PM
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Who is got the guts to invite me for my favourite JD,sk men bure kabisa huwesmek..

sk lady
segemia
#13 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 1:41:00 PM
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@ The Real Shaft,

Wendz atamwapia sukuma 'The Real Shaft every day has to eat sukumawiki'


There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
Ric dees
#14 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 1:42:00 PM
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SK guys..sukuma is looking for a Friday plot..!! TRS.anyone..


Heart is what separates the good from the great - Micheal Jordan.

The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.
Achiever
#15 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 1:48:00 PM
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sk men

don't dare...especially today...

with only a night to mbuzi eating...

Some1 may spoil your tomo...

With stories of how u tried to con them....

or is it to 'hippie' them........???




don't worry....be happy
adept
#16 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 1:48:00 PM
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On @sukuma,I volunteer!!

On second thoughts,ummm...give me a minute...let me confirm I have my wallet and my NZE...
Kaigangio
#17 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 2:02:00 PM
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....and the Furahiday rumour mix continues....

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
leona
#18 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 2:38:00 PM
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Heheeee! Kagizzard...you must either be sharing glue with Mlefu,or you had a really idle furahiday. Btw,ru showing up for keshos mbuzi? Come when you've smoked enough glue...i wouldnt mind a hearty laugh!

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
Wendz
#19 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 2:49:00 PM
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Wendz might say

'hush,hush Sukuma! Sasha is dating for real'!

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Kaigangio
#20 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 3:12:00 PM
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@ leona,

i will definitely be there.....glue ni ng'o siwesmek! for tonight everyone should be very careful about any unfavourable rumour....achiever has already warned and i have just echoed his concerns...remember Noah and the Ark...noahs cries to the people were construed to be rumors....

@ wendz,

i can already see somebody not attending the mbuzi tommorow....damn them rumours


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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