I was young and horny and very foolish. Downtown River Road they stand on the street and call out for clients. You follow her up a dark staircase to a dingy lodging above. You give her money and she pays for the room and she carries the key. When you reach the room she opens and lets you in and asks you to undress. Meanwhile she pretends to lock the door but she does not lock it. She pulls up the dress and removes suruali and lies on the bed missionary style (Hapa hakuna mastairo nyingi). Please note at this stage you are the only naked one. Mambo ikiumana she is fully dressed because all she needs to do is pull down the dress. You go in and after a few minutes (it could also be after a few seconds) she pretends to be enjoying herself thoroughly by making some loud moaning noises and pulls you into a tight hug. Anakushika kabisa and wraps her legs around your waist. It is at this moment that the accomplice enters the room, finds your trousers and goes through your pockets emptying all the cash while leaving the wallet and everything else and quietly walks out.

What you did not realize is that the moment you walked up those stairs, muliingia mkiwa watu watatu. The accomplice was there all along but because God only gave men just enough blood for only one head at a time you did not see her or think anything about it.

You finish feeling very good and and dress up and get out of that place and back to the street below and start whistling your favorite song, smile and put your hands in the pocket. You feel like there is something missing in your wallet and you pull it out to realize that Ksh. 3,000 is missing. Ulikuwa umelipa 200 for the service and 100 for the room. You go back to campus with a sad face knowing you will be eating ugali mboga for a long time.

Et tu Angelica?

Or has your avatar been commandeered by Swenani?

But hizo nyonyo jamani!!

If your wife gets eaten out there, chida sio bibi or eater, chida ni wewe!

It seems kenyan men have become cowards. My Uncle always told me" Usionyeshe mwanaume mwenzako mgongo, pigana mpaka kifo".
If i was the deputy governor, i would fight like am fighting for my life

Enough said....but you might be a guy I know.

Also note he was extremely drowsy, was he drunk or had he been given mcheti? He needs to do toxicology quickly!!!

Phombe na wanawake. You dont eat someones wife while sober. Siku za mwizi ni 40. Now the kids have to live with the shame of having had their dads nakedness exposed. And the internet never forgets.

Hata kama ni long term, he should check, cant trust crooks, why were the questions so professional like a self incriminating script? They think they are "clever", the kids will recover (his that is), the ladies kids will be quite messed up already, if a women can understand she is (her sex organs) a gate to life, difficult to salvage, it becomes a gate to hell, even for the kids, preordained sluts, thugs etc, hio ni kitu inajulikana inaendanisha, "mtoto wa nyoka" etc, many "billions" are suffering, not this case alone, in any case he was at least hiding himself.