Hi all,

In real mathematics we know that 2x + x = 3x. Logically then it follows that 3x – x = 2x. In SK the mathematics is different and does not follow any known logic. Take a look….

mlefu + gachungwa = total mlefu
total mlefu – gachungwa = fundaaahhh

njung’e + pure water = guka
guka – pure water = lost njung’e

pondi + a mini-skirt = charged pondi
charged pondi – mini-skirt = dead man

leona + kililimbi = inverted stool
inverted stool – kililimbi = limping leona

tusker baridi + agenda no. 4 = prime minister
prime minister – agenda no. 4 = president

real shaft + muratina = wise man
wise man – muratina = burukenge

ngwono + the bible = angel
angel – the bible = mavuno = total confusion

mainat + financials = bull market
bull market – financials = broke mainat

georgesoros + elections = pev
pev – elections = kubafu bure….

very interesting indeed....have i left any piece of the unique SK mathematics?




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@ kaigangio,

Hii mathemtics ulitoa wapi? looks weird but nevertheless funny...salaaala mlefu and georgesoros....hahahahahahahhhhhh


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@ mlefu,

pole sana bwana,but wait a minute!!! why did you tell her your secret no. 1,the sk nickname,in the first place?

@ leona,

are you sure about djinn? i think the arithmetic is:

burnt house - cockroaches = poor genie

I was also wondering whether the name Obi 1 Kanobi is a short form of 'You be one KANU B'. Kanobi ako wapi atwambie!!!


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