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Njung'e
#1 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 11:06:46 AM
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An upcountry dude to a Swahili lady

Dude:Hii barabara inaenda wapi?
Lady:Aaaah mwanangu.Hii barabara tangu jadi haijawahi toka hapa!smile

Wanyuru:Nifungulie hii phombe.
Rhoda: Haya!.Nipe ufunguo.

Leona ana matako makubwaDrool ....Bure!
Leona ana makalio makubwasmile.

Kiberiti....Nonsense!!...Correct word is mulipuko.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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brav
#2 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:08:01 PM
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wrong: nyuki ilinitatha
correct: nyuki zilinitathaa
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Njung'e
#3 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:27:20 PM
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@Brav,

That must be the work of muguka!!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rahatupu
#4 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:38:20 PM
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A guy inside his car gets to a point n decides to ask his way.
Q: Tuko wapi?
A: ndani ya gari
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Rahatupu
#5 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:41:16 PM
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@Njunge, bravThe post is itself not sanifu: hakuna Swahili sanifu. There is Kiswahili sanifu, Swahili ni watu na Kiswahili ni lugha.
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Njung'e
#6 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:55:30 PM
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@rahatupu,
Thanks .I have "collected"
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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2012
#7 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:58:53 PM
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Wrong:

Gari yangu

Mbwa kali

Maji moto

Hii barabara inaenda wapi?

BBI will solve it :)
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mlefu
#8 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:13:20 PM
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Quote:
Wanyuru:Nifungulie hii phombe.
Rhoda: Haya!.Nipe ufunguo.


mama Mburu aelewa haya maneno ya mpangilio wa kandle?
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Toxicity
#9 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:18:07 PM
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Polisi: Wapi taa?
Kazibure: Ndio napita!
update president set president = speaker where president is null
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cruso
#10 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 4:36:16 PM
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@guka amelewa au ameelewa?
RELIGION = MAN LOOKING FOR GOD AND SALVATION = GOD LOOKING FOR MAN.
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poundfoolish
#11 Posted : Saturday, June 05, 2010 7:58:47 AM
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Time: some time 2003
Venue: somewhere in a Murang'a
Event: Inter high schools debate
Topic: The new Michuki Matatu Rules

proponent takes to podium..in usual manner, starts by castigating opponent...

"nigepeda kumukosoa mofinzani wagu ariyekunja hapa...blah blah blah(usual mgongo wa chupa, kilemba cha ukoka stuff)
then came the 'kumukosoa'

nigepeda kumukosoa na kumujurisha ya kwaba sio 'mushifi' bari ne 'mukanda'....repeats 'mukanda'

proponent benches glee at having hit a score.
brave faced opponents benches take some reflective notes.
judges seem to jot down probably some 'point awarded'.
audience apprehensive..already the Kiswahili is too deep for 90% of them.....
im the only one thinking.. im i the only one noting a 'Phroblem widh the ranguage' being spoken here?
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