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kadonye
#1 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 4:51:15 AM
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The worst of them is when a girl calls up her boyfie and tells him 'I have your stomach'
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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wasee
#2 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 5:43:36 AM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Amurabi.
#3 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 5:59:04 AM
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Woooi Jehova! Kadonye ni mapema sana. What about "you have to remove it becos am not the one who put it"?
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
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oops
#4 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 8:18:48 AM
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Amurabi. wrote:
Woooi Jehova! Kadonye ni mapema sana. What about "you have to remove it becos am not the one who put it"?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause
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Blackberry
#5 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 10:43:30 AM
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remember this one?
Mulu Mitisya aaddressing a maendeleo ya wanawake gathering said
''....tumeangalia, na matako yenu tumeangalia sana.....''

Opinion is free, truth is sacred.
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atiriri
#6 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:07:23 PM
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The girl was in standard five and the boy in high school. She was chased away from school because she was pregnant, so she wrote to the boyfriend who was a student at Agwengdepart Secondary School. The letter:

The stomache you gave me subtracted me from school. Cut me cleaverness or give me a tree to swallow or else i will say to the chief and you will be chwa chwa your behind.
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atiriri
#7 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:08:18 PM
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Ambia mimi kama landlord amekuja
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McReggae
#8 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:30:36 PM
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atiriri, nyce one!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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mlefu
#9 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:40:34 PM
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"open the windows so that the air can enter."

"you talk, i talk, who hear who?

"joy to the world, the boy is a girl"

"I am not cigaretting!!!!
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kadonye
#10 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 6:16:58 PM
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'The fingers of the legs'
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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cruso
#11 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 6:58:07 PM
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''Please don't search me words'' = ''usinitafute maneno tafadhali''

''Look this'' = ''angalia huyu''

''arrange yourself'' = ''jipange''
RELIGION = MAN LOOKING FOR GOD AND SALVATION = GOD LOOKING FOR MAN.
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kadonye
#12 Posted : Saturday, June 05, 2010 5:27:42 AM
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'I am praying you to throw for me trees in the elections'
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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gk
#13 Posted : Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:07:05 PM
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..the duty master on finding students sharing a bed.

"like another when, why are you sleeping twice?" =tari ringi murakoma andu eri?

then he proceeded.

"who is the dormitory of this captain?"
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poundfoolish
#14 Posted : Saturday, June 05, 2010 3:59:26 PM
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there is no for that.....hakuna cha hiyo
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msotoville
#15 Posted : Saturday, June 05, 2010 6:27:48 PM
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I want the road from Kiambu to Kiamaiko to be nyweeee [with tarmac], with hanging bottles [street lights]. It is too kukurukakara [potholed].

(Passionate appeal by MP Njenga Karume to president at the time, Daniel Arap Moi.)
So nice that its nasty, so bangin' its busting,
So slick that its sick, so dope its disgusting!
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nostoppingthis
#16 Posted : Monday, June 07, 2010 6:22:57 AM
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@ Atiriri - Nice one! "English is not our mouth"
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anasazi
#17 Posted : Monday, June 07, 2010 7:16:00 AM
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You can't me - Hauniwezi
Let us pray God - Tuombe Mungu
These guys are talking a lot of English - Wanaongea kizungu mingi
Form is temporary, class is permanent
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mukiha
#18 Posted : Monday, June 07, 2010 7:47:56 AM
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This is probably the most common and most people don't even realise that it is a direct translation:

"ME I ..." direct from the abantu people's "MIMI NINA...."

EG; " ME I TOLD HIM SO" "mimi nilimwambia hivyo"
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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StatBoy
#19 Posted : Monday, June 07, 2010 9:01:00 AM
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My head is biting me!
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Goliath
#20 Posted : Monday, June 07, 2010 10:01:18 AM
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....Try your rucky, you might eat a car!!.. a kiuk advertising a raffle!
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