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One liners that changed lives...
chikita
#41 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 9:43:55 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Pablo wrote:
Na hii dhahafu inaenda kwa mkimbiaji Kipchoge arap….’eee wa koinage nikii gikii..'(Mr. Koinange what is this written here)

President Kenyatta Presenting Order of the Burning Spear to athlete Kipchoge arap Keino.


‘…..iii ni kio Muthee…’ (Yes it is what it looks like)
Mbio Kionange’s response


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hiyo siamini!!

but LOL my ribs hurtApplause
wanyuru
#42 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 9:48:12 AM
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Joined: 11/29/2007
Posts: 948
Pablo wrote:



‘…..iii ni kio Muthee…’ (Yes it is what it looks like)
Mbio Kionange’s response


he he he.
JkMwatha
#43 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 9:50:05 AM
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Joined: 9/11/2007
Posts: 816
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.


Njung'e
#44 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 9:50:57 AM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
-Life is sexually transmitted.

-Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
muganda
#45 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 10:14:26 AM
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Joined: 9/15/2006
Posts: 3,907
"Soon mbig fish, small fish, fat fish, thin fish, and all other kinds of fish will be brought to book"
2007, Aaron Ringera, KACC direcor; full of determination after an energising dance at an event

"I am so fed-up with all this talk about fish"
2009, Aaron Ringera, KACC director; when his performance was questioned near the end



"Vanity of vanities, all is vanity"
250BC, attributed to King Solomon; Hebrew Bible.

To the question - 'What is Christianity?' - a Hindu gentleman answered 'Christiantity is giving'
Jun 1977, Mother Teresa; first line from acceptance speech when she was awarded honorary doctorate, Cambridge, England.



"Nonviolence is the first article of my faith; it is also the last article of my creed."
Mar 1922, Mohandas Gandhi; opening words of his defense speech at his trial, accused of sedition.

"It is an ideal for which I hope to live for and to see realised; but my lord, if needs be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die"
Apr 1964, Nelson Mandela; concluding words made to the court, charged as a communist, and sentenced to life imprisonment.

cruso
#46 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 10:24:21 AM
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Joined: 5/13/2010
Posts: 33
Location: nairobi
''Let the people decide...'' (Stanley Jindo Matiba)

Absolutely Bure Kabisa....(Obako to the viongozi wa machinani)

Oooh prime minister, Oooh treasury, Oooh mara Oooh, no no no... (Bony Khalwale moving the motion of censure against Amos Kimunya)
RELIGION = MAN LOOKING FOR GOD AND SALVATION = GOD LOOKING FOR MAN.
wasee
#47 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 10:50:50 AM
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Posts: 273
Location: NBI
JkMwatha wrote:
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.




thats a good one.
McReggae
#48 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 10:56:33 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
"Yes we can"
President Barrack Obama!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
aemathenge
#49 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:06:46 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
"The name is Bond, James Bond."

"007"

"Vodka-Martini, shaken not stirred."

"Beam me up, Scotty."

"I'll be back." The Terminator.

"Copy that." Jack Bauer.
brav
#50 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:15:09 PM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
The Setting: Im at my parents visiting with kina bravlets then bravlet calls out "Daddy!! Daddy!! Daddy!!..." Mama Bravlet shakes me "wee unaitwah" had forgotten im the daddy, I thought she was calling my dad. buree mimi.d'oh!


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