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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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Hi all, @#*$*@$.....this is the unfinished kshs 200m Vice President's house on a twelve acre plot in the posh Karen. It is being constructed by the coalation of thieves government using the taxes that we pay ...... .....and this is where i stay with my family surely,if the government wants me to continue paying taxes on my meagre earning,why can't it construct for me a better and cheap shelter. ksh 200m could decently house 4000 families. NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/20/2009 Posts: 658
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@ kaiganjo
i am not laughing at you,but aaaaiiiii
enyewe the government has completely abadoned its primary responsibility...sheltering the citizenry. All we hear is multi billion scandals,multi million VIPs residents constructions and renovations.
There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/23/2008 Posts: 3,017
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What a nice digz,hope the Vpig invites MTV to see how it goes down in Africa!!!! Afterall our politicians are like the black American celebs whose only concerns are cribbs,rims and entourage's. And why has it taken so long to complete. The VPig getting such a house is not the problem,the problem is what do we get in return. So far just those shacks in the picture below. Does kenya have any suicidal characters who would like to go out in style,now that we have an IIEC,we can strap afew kilo's of explosives on them and use them to send a message to the Mpigs. I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone. "The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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@Kaiganjo: ....what a nice residence you have!!! Where are your wheels and where do park? Who is your landlord? Does he harass you that you are not paying rent in time?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/6/2007 Posts: 1,177 Location: Nairobi - Kenya
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@ kaigangio ur crib is just nice.. honestly far much better than tattered tents in the idp camps.. they're still kenyans.. change,for the country to change! you've heard me.. When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Kaigangio, Lucky dude.....I see you have a master ensuite on first floor........maybe what you miss is a swimming pool,which i suspect is at the back......you can also paint your roof with red paint and am telling you,your crib won't be far from Vpigs house.........Tell me anyway,how do you put up another floor on a tent...?...  ) God gives,mugikuyu takes. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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...the beauty of this residence is that you can gauge your bedroom performance against that of your neighbour!!! As the couple next door go about their business at night/day you will think they are doing it right under your roof....
....It is also easy to scr.w your neighbour's wife on arrangement when you are right inside your digz. All you need to do is to cut a small hole through the wooden wall. On the other side she will be cooking tea as she bends aiming her xxxsy at that hole. Likewise inside your digz you will be hanging a wall picture as you insert your d...k..... Such are the little pleasures people miss as they get holed inside their acres of mansions...
....and finally,am told,when thieves come calling they don't ask you to open the door ama wavunje. They command you... 'fungua ama turarue carton...!!!'
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Magigi, You must be alone in the house.....Eti aiming what to the hole??.....hahahaha...!!!....and how will you know the height to where the hole should be..?? God gives,mugikuyu takes. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Njung'e
...You have to plan well...know the height,the size of the hole and all the works. It can be done in the presence of everybody and nobody will know a thing...!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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@magigi How will u kno its entered the right hole. What if its a dogs bhind thts on the other side or better yet wht if its the neighbors husbands black hard ass on the other side?
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/17/2008 Posts: 338 Location: Kenya
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@magigi ...so what happens when that moment comes?...will she swallow a gulp of tea to avoid the scream and will he drop the picture...ama......... Wisdom brightens a man's face and changes its hard appearance.Eccle 8:1 Think the unthinkable but wear a dark suit
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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...extraordinary times call for extraordinary creative styles... unakaa ngumu!!!
...can sing loudly...something like syindu sya mutongoi...
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/30/2009 Posts: 73
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Nakuhurumia kuwa mkenya. What will happen the day thieves take away the ladder? You need to be more innovative man!!!
Jalofg
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Magigi, Gizzard should set rat traps on all holes in his diggz's walls......., @Jalofg, Dude takes up the ladder at night...... God gives,mugikuyu takes. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ magigi How do you figure somebody like me living in such a place owning a bicycle let alone the wheels??? No landlord,no rent,but my neighbor pays ksh 50 which is equivalent to my income in a good and a blessed week…. We also don’t bother about the all night long activities from our neighbours as we are all used to it. Each neighbour has a distinct midnight screams and guttural noises,and this makes it easier to know who is at it hehehehehe… @ guka, You see the first floor slab in my shanty is actually the flattened metallic fuel drums/containers very well supported for extra strength… @ kamaa, I wish I could afford the tents….even the torn ones…hata afadhali idps… @ jalofg, Whenever I am going to sleep,ones I have scaled the ladder after my other half,I remove the ladder and go with it to the bedroom…. NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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@Kaiganjo
...you are so much at peace. ...do not have to think about rent. But about the night screams,do you discuss the following morning about them. I know you are used to them,but some screams just have to be discussed!!! How do you differentiate who is thumping his wife real good and who is thumping his wife literally?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ magigi, crying coz of pain is very different from the crying coz of pleasure....the sound tones are unique.... NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ magigi, crying coz of pain is very different from the crying coz of pleasure....the sound tones are unique.... NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/8/2008 Posts: 71
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@Gizzard.......This has to be in mumbai. Be proactive not reactive Don't let urgent deflect you from the important
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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@ chaka, the toilet has never been a problem...we already have a standing agreement between us in the neighbourhood...each household has a bucket (which acts as a mobile WC) which is emptied every morning at a central collection point (ccp). As you can observe my house has a balcony..any long or short call happens here,where there is a smaller bucket which in the morning is emptied into the main one before delivery into the ccp. Each man in the neighbourhood has his day of emtying the main container at ccp. the contents are emptied into a nearby septic tank which was built by our church.. NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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