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Governor Miguna Miguna
alma1
#361 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:23:25 PM
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hardwood wrote:
alma1 wrote:
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

I still can't believe how telling an african to back to a white man's country is considered political aptitude.

Next time someone in those offices thinks of doing something they should ask.

"WHAT WOULD KIBAKI DO?"


This Miguna dog is lucky that it was allowed to go and bark in the white man's canada. It is supposed to be dead by now after facing the firing squad for treason.


Ok...How do you charge a Canadian for treason in Kenya?
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

hardwood
#362 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:28:37 PM
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alma1 wrote:
hardwood wrote:
alma1 wrote:
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

I still can't believe how telling an african to back to a white man's country is considered political aptitude.

Next time someone in those offices thinks of doing something they should ask.

"WHAT WOULD KIBAKI DO?"


This Miguna dog is lucky that it was allowed to go and bark in the white man's canada. It is supposed to be dead by now after facing the firing squad for treason.


Ok...How do you charge a Canadian for treason in Kenya?


How I miss Idi Amin. He knew how to deal with dissidents. Right now migoooner and baaaba would be floating on the river nile. How I wish i lived in the 70s/80s when we had strongmen!
alma1
#363 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:31:34 PM
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Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
Location: hapo
hardwood wrote:
alma1 wrote:
hardwood wrote:
alma1 wrote:
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

I still can't believe how telling an african to back to a white man's country is considered political aptitude.

Next time someone in those offices thinks of doing something they should ask.

"WHAT WOULD KIBAKI DO?"


This Miguna dog is lucky that it was allowed to go and bark in the white man's canada. It is supposed to be dead by now after facing the firing squad for treason.


Ok...How do you charge a Canadian for treason in Kenya?


How I miss Idi Amin. He knew how to deal with dissidents. Right now migoooner and baaaba would be floating on the river nile. How I wish i lived in the 70s/80s when we had strongmen!



Haiyaaa. Are you saying Uhuru is weak?
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

essyk
#364 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:39:09 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station?
6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Sansa
#365 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:45:04 PM
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essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station?
6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.


Can't imagine how uncomfortable it must have been to sit near him on the plane.
AlphDoti
#366 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:45:32 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Do they have showers in police cells?

A better question would be, did they allow him?
hardwood
#367 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:45:45 PM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
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Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station?
6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.


Now you know why from his photos the plane looked empty. No one dared sit near him due to the stench. You can imagine six days of no showering, no changing of clothes, including underwear, no brushing of teeth. He must have been a "ruai sewerage on a plane".
AlphDoti
#368 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:50:00 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
hardwood wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Now you know why from his photos the plane looked empty. No one dared sit near him due to the stench. You can imagine six of no showering, no changing of clothes, including underwear, no brushing of teeth. He must have been a "ruai sewerage on a plane".

Are you assuming an airline like KLM do not issue their passengers with basic toiletries like toothbrushes and paste? The last time I traveled that flight had these things, plus blankets, socks, eye masks etc etc
essyk
#369 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 7:54:33 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
AlphDoti wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Do they have showers in police cells?

A better question would be, did they allow him?


I want to know..If there are toilets,I expect there to be showers.

And no one can stop him from obeying the call of nature.

arghh.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
essyk
#370 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 8:03:15 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
At least now he's showered and is relaxed with his family.

He should write a book-'The long flight home'

Or 'The day I will never forget'Laughing out loudly
'And the baby came'
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
hardwood
#371 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 8:11:45 PM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,562
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
AlphDoti wrote:
hardwood wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Now you know why from his photos the plane looked empty. No one dared sit near him due to the stench. You can imagine six of no showering, no changing of clothes, including underwear, no brushing of teeth. He must have been a "ruai sewerage on a plane".

Are you assuming an airline like KLM do not issue their passengers with basic toiletries like toothbrushes and paste? The last time I traveled that flight had these things, plus blankets, socks, eye masks etc etc


Would you, on your trip to Europe and Canada, want to sit next to a passenger who hadn't showered or changed clothes for six days.....and wearing slippers? I pity fellow passengers.
hardwood
#372 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 8:20:00 PM
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Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,562
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
essyk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Do they have showers in police cells?

A better question would be, did they allow him?


I want to know..If there are toilets,I expect there to be showers.

And no one can stop him from obeying the call of nature.

arghh.


I have spent one night in police cells (alcoblow manenoz - was too high and threatened to arrest alcoblow guys). And there are no toilets or showers or mattresses. You sleep on the cold concrete floor, and $hit and pee in a bucket that is placed in the cells. Woe unto you if you are the one ordered to empty that "radioactive" bucket in the morning.
masukuma
#373 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 9:35:05 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
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Location: Nairobi
hardwood wrote:
essyk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Do they have showers in police cells?

A better question would be, did they allow him?


I want to know..If there are toilets,I expect there to be showers.

And no one can stop him from obeying the call of nature.

arghh.


I have spent one night in police cells (alcoblow manenoz - was too high and threatened to arrest alcoblow guys). And there are no toilets or showers or mattresses. You sleep on the cold concrete floor, and $hit and pee in a bucket that is placed in the cells. Woe unto you if you are the one ordered to empty that "radioactive" bucket in the morning.


Kenyan police cells are noma!! Who remembers the time Junet, Moses Kuria and co. walilala 'ndani'?





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Swenani
#374 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 9:45:30 PM
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Location: Vacuum
hardwood wrote:
essyk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Do they have showers in police cells?

A better question would be, did they allow him?


I want to know..If there are toilets,I expect there to be showers.

And no one can stop him from obeying the call of nature.

arghh.


I have spent one night in police cells (alcoblow manenoz - was too high and threatened to arrest alcoblow guys). And there are no toilets or showers or mattresses. You sleep on the cold concrete floor, and $hit and pee in a bucket that is placed in the cells. Woe unto you if you are the one ordered to empty that "radioactive" bucket in the morning.


Muthaiga?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
FRM2011
#375 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 10:12:34 PM
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Joined: 11/5/2010
Posts: 2,459
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station?
6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.


Ngai!!!!! Did you say showers ?? They don't even have toilets. In a few modern stations, the facilities are there but the toilet system doesn't flush and nobody remembers the last time there was water.
Shak
#376 Posted : Thursday, February 08, 2018 11:00:10 PM
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Joined: 2/22/2009
Posts: 2,449
Location: Africa
FRM2011 wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station?
6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.


Ngai!!!!! Did you say showers ?? They don't even have toilets. In a few modern stations, the facilities are there but the toilet system doesn't flush and nobody remembers the last time there was water.

To get an idea of the state of Kenyan cells, watch the movie Nairobi Half Life
AlphDoti
#377 Posted : Friday, February 09, 2018 6:53:39 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
hardwood wrote:
essyk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Do they have showers in police cells?

A better question would be, did they allow him?

I want to know..If there are toilets,I expect there to be showers.

And no one can stop him from obeying the call of nature.

arghh.

I have spent one night in police cells (alcoblow manenoz - was too high and threatened to arrest alcoblow guys). And there are no toilets or showers or mattresses. You sleep on the cold concrete floor, and $hit and pee in a bucket that is placed in the cells. Woe unto you if you are the one ordered to empty that "radioactive" bucket in the morning.

@essyk, you are lucky if you've never seen the inside of Kenyan police cell... majority of Kenyans would do at least once in their lifetime. It doesn't nean they were really guilty, but our police are shie! You can request to be given a tour one of these fine days....
Iganamagana
#378 Posted : Friday, February 09, 2018 8:29:45 AM
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Joined: 3/27/2009
Posts: 1,437
AlphDoti wrote:
hardwood wrote:
essyk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Do they have showers in police cells?

A better question would be, did they allow him?

I want to know..If there are toilets,I expect there to be showers.

And no one can stop him from obeying the call of nature.

arghh.

I have spent one night in police cells (alcoblow manenoz - was too high and threatened to arrest alcoblow guys). And there are no toilets or showers or mattresses. You sleep on the cold concrete floor, and $hit and pee in a bucket that is placed in the cells. Woe unto you if you are the one ordered to empty that "radioactive" bucket in the morning.

@essyk, you are lucky if you've never seen the inside of Kenyan police cell... majority of Kenyans would do at least once in their lifetime. It doesn't nean they were really guilty, but our police are shie! You can request to be given a tour one of these fine days....


You simply experience inhumane conditions in our cells. The comradeship and legal advice unless you are a child defiler is however top notch (just make sure you are out of the place before dark).
alma1
#379 Posted : Friday, February 09, 2018 9:05:50 AM
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Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
Location: hapo
AlphDoti wrote:
hardwood wrote:
essyk wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
essyk wrote:
I only have a simple question.

Are there no showers or water taps at the police station? 6 days without showering or eating,well that's what miguna said upon his arrival in canada.

That's stinking bad and he's huge.
Not fair.

Do they have showers in police cells?

A better question would be, did they allow him?

I want to know..If there are toilets,I expect there to be showers.

And no one can stop him from obeying the call of nature.

arghh.

I have spent one night in police cells (alcoblow manenoz - was too high and threatened to arrest alcoblow guys). And there are no toilets or showers or mattresses. You sleep on the cold concrete floor, and $hit and pee in a bucket that is placed in the cells. Woe unto you if you are the one ordered to empty that "radioactive" bucket in the morning.

@essyk, you are lucky if you've never seen the inside of Kenyan police cell... majority of Kenyans would do at least once in their lifetime. It doesn't nean they were really guilty, but our police are shie! You can request to be given a tour one of these fine days....


Personally I'm always excited to see an MP spending the night in those cells. These fellas have had opportunity over opportunity to change the state of those cells.

They never do. They all come out singing kumbaya songs but never do anything about them. So it's my hope that more of them are arrested, even if its a fake arrest. Maybe they shall find Jesus and do something about it.
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

Angelica _ann
#380 Posted : Friday, February 09, 2018 9:25:31 AM
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Joined: 12/7/2012
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Showers & toilets in Kenya police stations, kweli Kenyans are an ignorant lot.

By the way in Nairobi, you are better off in remand prison than police cells.
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