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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,907
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Young men are impressionable so as I stood there talking to Jabrail, I couldn't help but say to myself "When I grow up I want to be like this guy".
The casual discussion was about coffee in Kenya, and noting his recent interest in the subject, I thought to impress him with my knowledge of how C.Dorman's works. You see I'd come to learn C.Dorman belongs to the Block family, and was leading coffee roaster and exporter in East Africa since 1950. He listened quietly as I mused how by trading in the commodity futures in New York, it was possible to make pure profit while using lower grades to serve local market and pay for expenses - what a business.
A couple of months later, I heard he had some interest in a small shop in Adams Arcade. One Friday, I took a date by the difficult to find corner shop. We didn't like it and left as I thought to myself "...he didn't get it right, he should have consulted more, he's burnt his fingers and his whole hand...".
I didn't even note the name, but if I try looking back hard enough, I vaguely make out the sign - JAVA, yes the Java Coffee House. Ouuuucch!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/11/2007 Posts: 1,680 Location: nairobi
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/14/2010 Posts: 183 Location: Nairobi
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Dr. John Pemberton will probably be cursed by his descendants for as long as his memory lasts.
The good doctor and his alcoholic son concocted a syrup in a three-legged brass kettle in his backyard in 1885. This princely effort cost a whooping $70 - unfortunately, the syrup was a total flop in the market coz all doc made was $50.
Smitten by the loss, Dr. Pemberton flogged the rights to the syrup to pharmacist-cum-businessman Assa Griggs Chandler for $2300.
Dude must've turned in his grave when he heard that the syrup he practically handed over to Chandler in the late 19th Century for a measly 2300 bucks (Coca-Cola) is worth $67.5 billion TODAY.
Like Ouch to the power of infinity?
So nice that its nasty, so bangin' its busting,
So slick that its sick, so dope its disgusting!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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Ouch!! Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,907
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OUUCHHH @msotoville, good stuff, you reminded me of another Dr 
You need to see the awe in a young boy's eyes when he talks of flying - face it, boys love to fly. Dr Gary Kildall, computer scientist, was no exception. So on one fateful day, he figured he could take a joyride with his twin-engine plane and told his wife to hold fort with the 'suits' who were scheduled to come in for a meeting.
That very same day in 1980, Jack Sams, the lead negotiator from IBM, and two companions arrived. He left disappointed in a hufff! Dr Gary Kildall was too busy and the wife didn't want to execute the 'simple' NDA - to hell with it!
Sams went back to Seattle and asked Gates, who had already signed the NDA, if he could provide a 16-bit operating system - done deal. So Microsoft not only supplied BASIC but also MSDOS to IBM. The rest as they say, is...
In 1992, University of Washington invited Kildall to attend the 25th anniversary of its computer science program. He was one of its earliest and most distinguished graduates, earning a PhD, yet they had picked as keynote speaker Gates, a Harvard dropout. OOUUUCCCH!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/7/2007 Posts: 2,182
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muganda, ahhhiii this last one hurts, i even felt in my bones!! so much hurts, OOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!! LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/20/2006 Posts: 277
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All this veeeeeery funny, how fortunes can change. Anything on the political side in Kenya.........
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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In 1995, Rowling finished her manuscript for Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone on an old manual typewriter. Upon the enthusiastic response of Bryony Evens, a reader who had been asked to review the book’s first three chapters, the Fulham-based Christopher Little Literary Agents agreed to represent Rowling in her quest for a publisher. The book was submitted to twelve publishing houses, all of which rejected the manuscript.
The decision to publish Rowling's book apparently owes much to Alice Newton, the eight-year-old daughter of Bloomsbury’s chairman, who was given the first chapter to review by her father and immediately demanded the next.
Harry Potter is now a global brand worth an estimated £7 billion ($15 billion), and the last four Harry Potter books have consecutively set records as the fastest-selling books in history. The series, totalling 4,195 pages,has been translated, in whole or in part, into 65 languages. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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........OOooooooouuuuCH!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 164
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SWOT Analysis can ease the possibility of a business finding itself in an "Ouch!" moment.
Strengths
Weaknesses
Opportunities
Threats
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