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McReggae
#1 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:37:09 PM
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........constitution hapa, constitution pale
........fake boobs hapa fake bums pale
It's furahiday guyz, saa ya kilimanjaro lagerApplause
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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nanfor1
#2 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:40:07 PM
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kweli kila kitu ni ya tusker.

have a bloody mary on Me:)
Hata wakizima taa
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mukhamba!
#3 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:47:18 PM
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hii masaa inajivuruta lakini!
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:48:16 PM
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@MC have you heard???Leo wanafungua and renaming the former Hillbreeze.Ohangla kwa wingi plus lots of dried mbuzi not forgeting marrienated chickens;Two free malt for the the first 20 couples.
My car is already on ignition.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity
#5 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:49:59 PM
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@MC have you heard???Leo wanafungua and renaming the former Hillbreeze.Ohangla kwa wingi plus lots of dried mbuzi not forgeting marrienated chickens;Two free malt for the the first 20 couples.
My car is already on ignition.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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nanfor1
#6 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:51:57 PM
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I want a bit of that "marrianeted" shickens too.
Hata wakizima taa
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Njung'e
#7 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:57:02 PM
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Married shickens??....Where are my reading glasses?....Tusker mbili za kwanza na meza kama capsules....zikafungukie mbele and then i can settle with dem mboys
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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kingfisher
#8 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 1:57:29 PM
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@Jah man...you must be in TZ, thats why you will miss first of june.

Saa yangu ni mbaya? its says its 3:52pm and my head says its 4:55PM...now whose fooling who? Hebu nipeleke kwa fundi wa saa!!
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Intelligentsia
#9 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 2:15:15 PM
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Niko mbele - if i send an sms to my local saying: ''tusikosane juu ya pombe'' the bar man will suddenly reserve a table & ensure stocks of the only drink that wears a bra - viceroy from the House of Van Ryn.
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Njung'e
#10 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 2:26:27 PM
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And i'm holed up in a crazy place.i need to sms Whispers and tell him not to "guikira ngare" (dilute with water)
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Impunity
#11 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 2:32:03 PM
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@nJUNGE the true capsules casings are supposed to be digested by the stomach acids, the last time I checked no human enzymes could dissolve glass;and that tusker is wrapped in glasses....ha ha haaa.

@inteligencia mwambie tusikosane on a good friday like today (Month end and money arrival)
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Seq Lu
#12 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 3:11:13 PM
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guka me too held baya bofu, I hate camels and I don't trust any one who goes for a week without a drink. Intel .. ata mimi reserve a table :D
They keep moving the cheese

stolen from opensuse forums :)
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muganda
#13 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 3:26:53 PM
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Aaah @Seq Lu, happpy to see your alive and kicking, after how long... like aeons...
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McReggae
#14 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 3:42:58 PM
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Impunity, hio re-opening will miss me!!!

King: yu got me there!!!

.....kili mbili chini, twende kazi!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Much Know
#15 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 4:34:05 PM
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I smoke a múgùkåh to that!
A New Kenya
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McReggae
#16 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 7:27:06 PM
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Sasa hii viceroy imetoka wapi, thought i'd only hav kilimanjaro for today!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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McReggae
#17 Posted : Friday, May 28, 2010 7:30:46 PM
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Sasa hii viceroy imetoka wapi, thought i'd only hav kilimanjaro for today!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Njung'e
#18 Posted : Saturday, May 29, 2010 7:13:59 AM
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3 glasses of Overmeer halafu Tusker kadhaaSad .....Ngai!!...Is it possible my heart moved to my head....??....Or what is that throbbing up there?Brick wall
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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callaspade
#19 Posted : Saturday, May 29, 2010 7:23:19 AM
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..Njunge...it is simple science...oil and water never mix.

.....had a visa myself and honestly just left the house to show "them" how responsible i can be. ...but here max one hour.
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brav
#20 Posted : Saturday, May 29, 2010 8:10:39 AM
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Guka aiii Laughing out loudly "?....Tusker mbili za kwanza na meza kama capsules"

Yaani I go straight home jana from work and mama bravlets asks kama nimepotea njia?d'oh!
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