A priest was appointed to head a certain convents theosophy department. the priest had previously spent most of his time in church preaching and teaching the Holy Word and was very dedicated to his work to say the least.
His new appointment took him to a convent whose students were nuns. the priest was introduced to the nuns and the main basic operations and running of the convent. after sometime the head nun who was incharge of the institution appointed the priest to be the incharge of all the internal and external conferences where the students were required to attend. the appointment was also extended to other important duties where the convenent required representation.
the priest in the course of his duties burnt out the rest and stood out prominently and the students liked him. However,the priest being a human as he was also developed an interest in one of his students,but did not know exactly how and where he would lay an ambush.
One day the convent was invited to attend a conference at the main headquarters which was about three hundred kms away. each convent was allocated 4 slots,2 teachers and 2 students. the attendees were narrowed down to the head nun (incharge of the institution),the priest and two student nuns one of whom the priest was interested in.
the incharge nun decided to leave the convent for the conference the day before because she was not a fast driver and she was also a bit old. she had picked one of the students for accompany and luckily enough it was not the priest's interest. during the day of conference the priest started off very early with the remaining student nun whom he was interested in.
after about a hundred km of quiet driving the priest's vehicle 'stopped'. the priest came out and opened the bonnet and reached for the radiator lid and slowly opened it. in the meantime the young beautiful nun sitted in the car asked the priest what was wrong and the priest explained that the car was out of fuel and that the next fueling point was sixty kms away. the priest left the bonnet open,went back inside the and asked the nun to lead in a short prayer as that was their hour of need. after the prayer,the priest went out and in full view of the nun opened the zip of his trouser and urinated alittle in the radiator,and closed the lid. the priest went back inside and turned the ignition key and..voila...the car started...they were back on the road again.
after a couple of kilometres the vehicle 'stopped' again and the nun asked if the vehicle was out of fuel. the priest said yes,but explained to the nun that he had already emptied all the urine he had and as such the nun could make a trial if she had any. so the nun was very excited to give a hand. she tried making it to the radiator top but unfortunately she failed. the priest explained to her that the only way out is for him to siphon the urine out of her by putting his dk inside her,extract all the urine and he put it in the intended location just like he had done previously. the nun agreed as it was a good idea and they went inside the car,closed the doors and the urine siphoning started. during the process of siphoning,the nun admittedly felt something that she had never felt before. she could not explain what it was,but nevertheless very exciting. the priest,after the siphoning session,on his way to the radiator explained to the nun that the feeling was normal. after doing his theatrics he went back to the car and started it and off they sped.
after about 10km the beautiful nun told the priest that she had more urine that the priest could siphon......
NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...