I heard one too on Eng Maina of Kirinyaga, he was in a meeting somewhere in Nyeri and after he had choppad down, people were heard talkin talkin and he stood up and said mwenye nimetumia siringi yake moja kununua ile chopa ainue mkono.
The saddest/ funniest is when he said he can cook a ndiramu (barrel or whatever they are called) of Githeri with his money mpaka kiive and he will still have more to spend.Not forgetting it was a dry season .