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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,818 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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Can't feel my butt after taking a 30 minutes flaming dump. And the left side brain and eye has stopped working too. Is there a way of relieving this hell-fire burning feeling after enjoying spicy chicken the day before? Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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dunkang wrote:Can't feel my butt after taking a 30 minutes flaming dump. And the left side brain and eye has stopped working too.
Is there a way of relieving this hell-fire burning feeling after enjoying spicy chicken the day before?
Next time ensure to drown it with a jug of Lassi (Maziwa Mala). For now take a drum of water.Pole lakini. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Someone here once referred to the dump from chilli and spices as the Mexican Poop.   Anyway there are some recommendations from experts in the link below. I like recommendation No. 3. Putting your b*tthole through hot pepper bootcamp for 3 weeks. http://www.menshealth.com/health/burning-buttNothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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yeah.. spicy food is not just a concern 'going in' but also 'coming out'... All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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 "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,818 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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UPDATE: After drinking about 5 liters of water, and a lot of fruits, the situation has improved greatly, but not yet eliminated. The eye sight and brain are back to normal and I can feel the butt. The poop is still hot, but not like the hell fire feeling earlier. Those laughing, your day will come. Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Indians have been taking very spicy food for ages... what "we" call hot is just mild to them. Ask yourself how do/did they manage? Hinduism is one of the oldest traditions, they use water to clean themselves. Maybe that cools the burning down... just like you ask for water when chili is too much...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Didn't know chilli is hot when entering and exiting
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/7/2010 Posts: 520 Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1
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@dunkang, take it with stride as minyoo cannot survive in that environment . I've interacted with real Indians (wacha these Kenyan ones) and eaten real indian food...the pilipili syndrome the next day brings the 'kulia kwa choo' saying into perspective Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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Now I understand the Indian saying "As you enjoy the Chilli n' Spice ready for super lighting of the headlamp in the night but prep for lighting of the tail lamp in the morning". Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Nyasaye If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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AlphDoti wrote:Indians have been taking very spicy food for ages... what "we" call hot is just mild to them. Ask yourself how do/did they manage? Hinduism is one of the oldest traditions, they use water to clean themselves. Maybe that cools the burning down... just like you ask for water when chili is too much... I can see you from a mile away!!! We ain't touching our sh*t with our hands OK? We can wash it later but.. we ain't touching it!! Hebu jiulize...what about west africans? Liberians? Nigerians? pepe? Kati ya West African food and Indian - ni gani kali? I know I can stomach subcontinent food more than most but I dare not go wrong with Liberian food... it wasn't called the pepper coast for nothing!! Secondly... the 'heat' you feel has nothing to do with heat as we know it... it's a chemical reaction caused by capsaicin! water does not put it out... it's not a fire!! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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masukuma wrote:AlphDoti wrote:Indians have been taking very spicy food for ages... what "we" call hot is just mild to them. Ask yourself how do/did they manage? Hinduism is one of the oldest traditions, they use water to clean themselves. Maybe that cools the burning down... just like you ask for water when chili is too much... I can see you from a mile away!!! We ain't touching our sh*t with our hands OK? We can wash it later but.. we ain't touching it!! Hebu jiulize...what about west africans? Liberians? Nigerians? pepe? Kati ya West African food and Indian - ni gani kali? I know I can stomach subcontinent food more than most but I dare not go wrong with Liberian food... it wasn't called the pepper coast for nothing!! Secondly... the 'heat' you feel has nothing to do with heat as we know it... it's a chemical reaction caused by capsaicin! water does not put it out... it's not a fire!! "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/3/2008 Posts: 4,057 Location: Gwitu
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Forester wrote:@dunkang, take it with stride as minyoo cannot survive in that environment . I've interacted with real Indians (wacha these Kenyan ones) and eaten real indian food...the pilipili syndrome the next day brings the 'kulia kwa choo' saying into perspective Minyoo are very adaptable. They survive even in hot springs! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThermophileTruth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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A 30 minute damp is constupation, regardless of what spiced it up. Maybe veggies with the chicken? Or maybe chicken isn't for you? Check out Blood Type Diet The eye head reaction could be a sign that something was triggered by the chilli. I'd guess parasites and/or mucous. Try get rid of them naturally
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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AlphDoti wrote:Indians have been taking very spicy food for ages... what "we" call hot is just mild to them. Ask yourself how do/did they manage? Hinduism is one of the oldest traditions, they use water to clean themselves. Maybe that cools the burning down... just like you ask for water when chili is too much... For heaven's sake, water does not cool the pepper effect. If anything, it makes it worse. If say, your kid accidentally takes pepper, you give a pinch of salt to smooth the effect and it works. Now @Alpha, you wouldn't recommend that for your b*tthole. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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murchr wrote:masukuma wrote:AlphDoti wrote:Indians have been taking very spicy food for ages... what "we" call hot is just mild to them. Ask yourself how do/did they manage? Hinduism is one of the oldest traditions, they use water to clean themselves. Maybe that cools the burning down... just like you ask for water when chili is too much... I can see you from a mile away!!! We ain't touching our sh*t with our hands OK? We can wash it later but.. we ain't touching it!! What do you mean you can wash it later?  
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Njung'e wrote:AlphDoti wrote:Indians have been taking very spicy food for ages... what "we" call hot is just mild to them. Ask yourself how do/did they manage? Hinduism is one of the oldest traditions, they use water to clean themselves. Maybe that cools the burning down... just like you ask for water when chili is too much... For heaven's sake, water does not cool the pepper effect. If anything, it makes it worse. If say, your kid accidentally takes pepper, you give a pinch of salt to smooth the effect and it works. Now @Alpha, you wouldn't recommend that for your b*tthole. I hear when your kid accidentally takes pepper, you give milk... I understand milk cools the pepper effect... As for the butt, water is better than nothing.
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