Do you ever think of the stories about your life that you will be telling your grandchildren?Are they stuffs you will be proud of and wont have to lie about!

Hata mimi nitasema uwongo mingi.

My dad used to tel me stories he'd made up bt they sounded gr8 n i nvr got tired listning over n over again

My grandmother tells me that she only saw my grandfather on the wedding day.

I intend to tell my daughter that my first sexual encounter was on my wedding night and it was wonderful and worth the wait. Hopefully this will get her off thinking about sex for at least the first 21 years of her life.

My old man told me how he was always top five in their class. When I interogated their system, it emerged that he was in class 'B', and class 'A' used to have the first 30 bright pupils. So one time he emerged 3 in his class 'B', he always is so happy about that that one time he aserted it to us infront of his former class teacher. The class teacher corrected him by saying '...you were in class 'B' and so you were number 33 and not 3...' He got busted as we roared with laghter....hah!