I love wazua...

Wazua is like my first love...The hot dark girl I met in standard 4...Who used to make my heart beat. Beat like drums...

It was only later that I learned she's a lesbian in 2017

It promises freedom. It gives us an underdome...Of paid lunatics.

FRM has accepted yeye ni ODM damu and he's being paid to work on that.When the fella goes to Nyeri, even the cucu is worried...So he has to be online...Like a coward.

Hardwood has still to be paid by Trump...Still waiting for the Visa. He's so contagious there are some fellas here who think he's a genious cos he was supporting Trump. Or shall we say North Korean nut head 3.o?

Murchr has to really suck gov't putty...He works there...and here very hard.

McReggae is still waiting for a tooth comb toothpick. He only opened his eyes after he was rigged out like Moha.


We all know these ones are the paid members. We have met them na sio wabaya hivyo....In fact, you will be blessed if you met the men above. They are just behind the times. But fantastic men

But.

Someone has to pay for maziwa.


Then we have the stage 2 Cancerous Fellas.

The Itumbilets and the fake blogger accounts here...Like the Alai fellow with 3 accounts here...Deny, deny, deny. Tweet it's not you, ni waambie watu ukweli.

These ones have like 6 accounts on wazua. Saying daddy said yes, so it's true...Like malayas they are.....

Like we can't read English to know Alai can't compose a 5 word sentence without being called D-.

But heck Itumbi got a job in statehouse. He comes on TV with a lot of papers....Jumbireelets call it being prepared...I call it someone who doesn't understand a topic so has to carry mwakenya.

But Itumbi is successful. After all success in Kenya means lying that you hack...And lying for the next 5 years...You have a goddammed VX my brother.

Reminds me of that Maina Kageni lies every day about that plot that is just genious. Forgetting to tell people that maybe, just maybe...One of the plots he's flogging has a shareholder who might be mummy. Might be. Just maybe...And don't sue..Tafadhali. Coz I'm just guessing...Is it true?

I can live with toothcombs and itumbilets...

But I can't stand Version 5.0 of upus

That is only with Wazua admin.

The fool who allows the fake account called Impunity to come up with threads just made for Kikuyus...

The fool who allows stupid people like Muganda to tell people here that your mother lives in a particular estate...

The fool who allows obvious lunatics like Tycho to confuse us with too many words.

Wazua admin

Wewe jinga sana...And please I've paid all my debt...Hauna mahali pa kunipata.


In the meantime..

Tuendelee

I can see simonkabz amefufuka even after Njunge cried in the funeral.

I can see McReggea has decided that ODM toothcombs can fail but tuko pamoja

I can see Kingfisher is woken up with voters being stupid...Avare, tharaka nithi imeenda kwa njumbiree tena.

I can see Bigchick is still that Kikuyu woman who tells her kids that "jaruo ni baya"

I see a lot...

But wazua admin is the most stupid human being in the world. I don't have to see that. He/chi knows that.

Just had to remind her/im.

Ningapi? Tulipe Wazua uende?

Hapana, its time to be entertained

Sasa enda ulale, chunga usikose kupikiwa kesho

@alma, I will have you know that I am incharge of monitoring August polls in our home county.

Will be hiring hundreds of young patriotic men and women to man each and every station in Nyeri.

It's the 3rd and final liberation. And it's befitting that as we cross river Jordan to the promised land, the man who will be leading us is the one who has paid the highest price for this country's liberation.

Chunga usilipe damages alafu uanze oh, bankruptcy protection!

'Obvious lunatic!' Wacha mchezo wewe. Not that obvious, is it?

Eti juu Sonko ni superhero?

political rhetoric is rising to dangerous levels. I think wazua will degenerate into PEV after the elections.the only mitigating factor is that we are cowardly keyboard warriors.

Sawa, ingia ndani ya mouse.

Smugglers, scramblers, burglars, gamblers
Pickpocket peddlers, even panhandlers

You say "I'm cool, huh, I'm no fool."
But then you wind up dropping outta high school

Now you're unemployed, all null and void
Walking 'round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd

Alma, my man, that is so dope.

I hate to say it but damn, I am impressed.