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Rank: Member Joined: 7/4/2010 Posts: 118
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I'm a lawyer. About 3 weeks ago o a Friday, someone calls my office and says hes calling from kc* bank with good news that my firm is about to be put on the kc* panel of advocates. I had applied about 2 year ago, but the joy of being empanelled kept sensible questions out of my mind, and my mouth. Anyway, the guy said they were concluding the meeting reviewing their advocates and that I should send a rider to pick my appointment letter on Monday. Excited, I said a resounding thank you ! Then the guy said I needed to 'nunua mbuzi ya wazee' and switched to my mother toungue saying they'd done me a favour so I shoud send a mbuzi. I quickly agreed and left to go load up on mobile money at an agent nearby. While walking to the place, I decided to call a friend who works at the bank to ask if he was aware of a procurement team meeting or meeting discussing advocates panel review. She said she was unaware, then went on to confirm with the procurement team. Indeed no such meeting had taken place, and it was not normal for them to take place at 5pm anyway. Suffice it to say, I called the guy, told him we would wait for the letter on Monday before mbuzi. Moral: 1. Don't give bribes 2. The people who influence decisions don't ask for mbuzi
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 6/13/2016 Posts: 47 Location: kenya
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Long time ago as a kid it was toa kitu kidogo, then it went to chai, then it went to chicken, now it is a goat. Soon it will be a ngombe then after that what? A whale? Toa samaki kubwa.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/23/2009 Posts: 13,475 Location: nairobi
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mikanjoroge wrote:Long time ago as a kid it was toa kitu kidogo, then it went to chai, then it went to chicken, now it is a goat. Soon it will be a ngombe then after that what? A whale? Toa samaki kubwa.
LOL. Papa zi papa
HF 30,000 ABP 3.49; KQ 414,100 ABP 7.92; MTN 15,750 ABP 6.45
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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lisaox wrote:I'm a lawyer. About 3 weeks ago o a Friday, someone calls my office and says hes calling from kc* bank with good news that my firm is about to be put on the kc* panel of advocates. I had applied about 2 year ago, but the joy of being empanelled kept sensible questions out of my mind, and my mouth. Anyway, the guy said they were concluding the meeting reviewing their advocates and that I should send a rider to pick my appointment letter on Monday. Excited, I said a resounding thank you ! Then the guy said I needed to 'nunua mbuzi ya wazee' and switched to my mother toungue saying they'd done me a favour so I shoud send a mbuzi. I quickly agreed and left to go load up on mobile money at an agent nearby. While walking to the place, I decided to call a friend who works at the bank to ask if he was aware of a procurement team meeting or meeting discussing advocates panel review. She said she was unaware, then went on to confirm with the procurement team. Indeed no such meeting had taken place, and it was not normal for them to take place at 5pm anyway. Suffice it to say, I called the guy, told him we would wait for the letter on Monday before mbuzi. Moral: 1. Don't give bribes 2. The people who influence decisions don't ask for mbuzi Eish...they do bana ask for mbuzi...I know of so many law firms that give kick backs to Heads of Legal of banks.... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/16/2007 Posts: 2,114
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And these heads of Legal dept.are lawyers as well? maka wrote:
Eish...they do bana ask for mbuzi...I know of so many law firms that give kick backs to Heads of Legal of banks....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Chaka wrote:And these heads of Legal dept.are lawyers as well? maka wrote:
Eish...they do bana ask for mbuzi...I know of so many law firms that give kick backs to Heads of Legal of banks....
Yes... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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maka wrote:Chaka wrote:And these heads of Legal dept.are lawyers as well? maka wrote:
Eish...they do bana ask for mbuzi...I know of so many law firms that give kick backs to Heads of Legal of banks....
Yes... You give mbuzi to be in the panel of advocates/lawyers of the organization, and then you have to be giving regular mbuzi to be given work ... as in clients directed your way. Kenya, very corrupt  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Swenani wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Msa Liti wrote:bennry wrote:Years ago a relative of mine died and my number was put in the obituaries as i was the treasurer for the funeral committee. Some called me akaniambia blah blah na aka sema ametuma pesa na western union and he was in the USA and a friend to the deceased.
I ended up getting coned 5k na nika tumia one of his 'relatives' 5k the the balance was supposedly to be his contribution.
Hi ni town! This almost happened to me. A colleague passed on and was put in the papers including employer details. I was co-ordinaing with the family and our office. So this guy calls from 'abroad'. He is put through to me. Eti a former colleague of the deceased. He tells me his kid is stuck at "JKIA" due to non payment of visa. He wanted to send the visa fees and his contribution. A hefty contibution as well. So could I send the kid 15K and he will send the total via Western Union to me? I almost sent. I could not get the 15k in the office on time. This was 2012. Am still not getting this type of conman-ship.... how? Tuma pesa I explain it to you  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/27/2006 Posts: 496
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Latest con,
A nice sounding lady calls our office to tell us that there's a package we've received from overseas. Nothing suspicious so far, right? Next thing you know she wants us to send her money to clear import taxes or something.
She also can't tell us the contents of the package and when pressed for a sender's name/address, she gives us details we cannot trace online. A gullible secretary or administrator can easily fall for that con.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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New one in town, HELP  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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deadpoet wrote:Latest con,
A nice sounding lady calls our office to tell us that there's a package we've received from overseas. Nothing suspicious so far, right? Next thing you know she wants us to send her money to clear import taxes or something.
She also can't tell us the contents of the package and when pressed for a sender's name/address, she gives us details we cannot trace online. A gullible secretary or administrator can easily fall for that con. This is a poorly designed con game If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/16/2007 Posts: 2,114
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Ok,so can you re-design it? Swenani wrote:
This is a poorly designed con game
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Rank: Hello Joined: 5/6/2017 Posts: 2
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This was a really good opportunity to get help in marketing, tribalpearlmedia - this way was really engraving to find knowledge on business tips.
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