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cruso		#61 Posted : Saturday, May 15, 2010 1:16:07 PM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 5/13/2010 Posts: 33 Location: nairobi		Some airports can motivate some pilots to crash land just because of the beauty of their design and especially when they see the smooth runway from afar!!!...But as it has been said, make sure the landing gear is on. RELIGION = MAN LOOKING FOR GOD AND SALVATION = GOD LOOKING FOR MAN.
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Ondiek		#62 Posted : Saturday, May 15, 2010 2:05:13 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/21/2009 Posts: 292		Watch out for signs of volcanic ash and do not dare taking off under such conditions.
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FundamentAli		#63 Posted : Saturday, May 15, 2010 6:17:45 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/4/2008 Posts: 1,289 Location: Nairobi		The capital city of Thailand? I thought it is not safe. The Reds have taken over
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famooz		#64 Posted : Saturday, May 15, 2010 7:07:41 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/19/2007 Posts: 2,047		This is the funniest thread i have seen on Wazua. ......reminds me of SK.
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simonkabz		#65 Posted : Sunday, May 16, 2010 9:57:18 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon		Did this cessna 172 land? TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Edge		#66 Posted : Sunday, May 16, 2010 10:59:54 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 10/21/2009 Posts: 55 Location: NRB		Cessna had an emergency landing 12 hours ago,the runway was dark,very dark n passengers did not disembark as was intended. Tips to light a runway?
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callaspade		#67 Posted : Monday, May 17, 2010 6:48:10 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925		...Ladies and gentlemen,this is your Captain speaking,I hope you had a wonderful flight albeit in bad weather and thank you for choosing to fly Wazua. …....we also recommend you stay at the hotel Florida during your visit here.It is an associate member of this airline and you could easily meet your favourite cabin crew here. ….....We hope to see you again on Friday and sincerely hope the runway will not be very slippery,with less screeching noise and not forgeting less spins. Thank you and have a good week.
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mlefu		#68 Posted : Monday, May 17, 2010 8:01:52 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/11/2007 Posts: 1,680 Location: nairobi		the crash landing.....the only HIGH risk investment with NO returns. but since we never learn..wait 5 years from now...you take your kid to Rock city and a bunch of them look alike..who`s your daddy!!!!
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The Real Shaft		#69 Posted : Monday, May 17, 2010 8:51:40 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839		With all these fake B&B's.... short for bums and boobs... landing has been made that..... much more difficult..... you may seek a beautifully laid runway.... lakini... walalalalaa...... as soon as the aircraft approaches..... and visibility is enhanced.... it turns out to be..... an all-weather-road.... on which the last time.... someone relaid some murram.... was when the head of state visited.....!!! hata wakiweka red carpet.... it soon becomes apparent.... as a pilot.... once faced with this dire revelation.... do you proceed and land... or... do you scamper.... before the passengers disembark noisily...?? I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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sky5		#70 Posted : Monday, May 17, 2010 11:24:29 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 5/7/2010 Posts: 282 Location: Nairobi		how long...?? You should wait as long as you are not cleared to land and the runway lights are RED. If not cleared, just keep circling the airport and hope you won't run out of fuel or crash-land elsewhere with the attendant risks and consequences.
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Njung'e		#71 Posted : Monday, May 17, 2010 11:29:17 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		chikita wrote: Wazuarians surely truly smoke something lethal, ile kali!!! while we're at it-besides having landing gear, tafadhali jua controls ziko wapi, si fumbling fumbling kila mahali!!! ..Controls..... .Can you categorize thermos as controls?? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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carygoh		#72 Posted : Monday, May 17, 2010 11:47:41 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/4/2008 Posts: 1,703		The Real Shaft wrote: as soon as the aircraft approaches..... and visibility is enhanced.... it turns out to be..... an all-weather-road.... on which the last time.... someone relaid some murram.... was when the head of state visited.....!!! hata wakiweka red carpet.... it soon becomes apparent.... as a pilot.... once faced with this dire revelation.... do you proceed and land... or... do you scamper.... before the passengers disembark noisily...?? Think Positive Test Negative
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atiriri		#73 Posted : Monday, May 17, 2010 2:43:49 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 12/7/2009 Posts: 320 Location: nairobi		good one
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