Someone said that Marriage is the only institution where you get a Certificate first and take the lessons later. So most of us are taking the lessons now.

A few inspiring words to show you that you are not alone.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same : "You can have mine."

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Words to live by: Do not argue with the person who is packing your parachute

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found a woman just like mother" His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.