there is this magical secret my old grandpa left with me shortly before he died,he told me if you want to have a son...boil a sufuria of water,drop two soldier ants in to the boiling water and drink the soup..before oiling the machine with some little pepper(pepper quickly kills weak sp cells mostly responsible for female births)

'When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door,that we do not see the ones which open for us'.

mazee im eagerly w8 for guka's 2 cents on this.

Usichoke kutafuta salary

This Myks makes me happy and worried at the same time.Do u come from Machakos?I know another myks from that region who is a good pal indeed.Ati 'nail her down',with what?Could it be using 12 inches steel-nails??? ha ha ha ha.

Anyway @danny6.......u r wrong on this occasion,its the male tadpoles which are weak and not the female ones.The females ones are bigger,heavier and more slower and can live in the womb/fallopian tubes for 7 days before kufaing.So as myks put it,get to know when she ovulates and nail her then,just one hard short after starving yourself for about 4 days so that the volume will be appreciable and also let her lie on her back for 6 hours ndiyo mbegu ziingie ndani kabisa....

@The tread creator,please correct the typo on the headline.Happy copulating...!!!



Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?

@impunity

...let her lay on her back for 6 hours ndiyo mbegu ziingie ndani kabisa....

kweli u are Dr Owour,where did u research this!!!1

'When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door,that we do not see the ones which open for us'.

@myks...I dont know whether the tadpoles have got eyes,lakini hakuna light at the end of that turnel remember?Anyway gravity assist free movement and this may help all the lighter tadpoles to reach there faster. ha ha ha ha ...........

@real .............ati alkalinity and acidity???So layman should squeeze a little lemon there or drop a pinch of table-salt on the spot depending on what results he expects?Hii sasa sio human right...!!!FIDA na MIDA mupo??????????

BY THE WAY WHAT ARE THE 'TELL-TALE' SIGNS THAT SHE IS OVULATING OR JUST ABOUT TO....???



Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?

PONDI,you count days from when? Day 1 is which day,is it the day she sees blood (peroid) or what? Pardon my ignorance.


The future is already here!

@Wendz hata kama iliwekwa na mlingoti,she still need to lie on her back to enable the seeds to define only one direction of motion,otherwise some 'errand' tadpoles may become cheeky and try to explore other unnecessary sites and perish before accomplishing the mission.So 6 hours is approximate with an error of plus/minus 3hours...This has a success rate of about 60% by the way.


Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?

... layman should squeeze a little lemon there or drop a pinch of table-salt on the spot...

eh eh thats a good one

Gravity; Its not just the law,its reality.

Guy.....mgala mue na haki mpe,I tried hating this Impunity guy so hard jana but I think he is special in a way....He has made my day here today and on this thread especially.Av never laughed so hard and so long in the recent past.Mara mlingoti,halafu lay her back,sijui tadpole defining direction...ha ha ha ha heeeee hehehhhhhhhheeeeeeeee ..............

better be careful how you implement the age old method of going round an ant-hill or mugumo tree. you should go do 7 laps clock-wise if you desire a boy. however should you go the other way,you will not get a girl,but a boy who will have have tendancies considered taboo by most african cultures....touch toes please!!

He who laughs last thinks slowest..