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I will make a major announcement tmr
harrydre
#21 Posted : Thursday, March 02, 2017 3:48:31 PM
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I suspect @Hardwood was expecting a Junior Trumpwood. I hope the process went on smoothly.

i.am.back!!!!
hardwood
#22 Posted : Thursday, March 02, 2017 8:40:10 PM
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I enrolled for an advanced degree program hapa kiashland and my professors are breathing down my neck coz they want data/results. I am therefore taking a sabbatical leave from wazua for the foreseeable future to concentrate on the doctorate. I hope you Kenyans will have a nice election in August.
Hapa ni baridi tu. We are currently at 39 degree F (about 4 degree C) - NB my fridge is also operating at 4 degrees C.
newfarer
#23 Posted : Thursday, March 02, 2017 8:48:41 PM
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hardwood wrote:
I enrolled on an advanced degree program hapa kiashland and my professors are breathing down my neck coz they want data/results. I am therefore taking a sabbatical leave from wazua for the foreseeable future to concentrate on the doctorate. I hope you Kenyans will have a nice election in August.
Hapa ni baridi tu. We are currently at 39 degree F (about 4 degree C) - NB my fridge is also operating at 4 degrees C.

all the best. hope they paid your dues
punda amecheka
Angelica _ann
#24 Posted : Thursday, March 02, 2017 8:54:43 PM
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#Baba wont miss you smile smile smile
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Bigchick
#25 Posted : Thursday, March 02, 2017 10:26:05 PM
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Good luck and may your desires be fulfilled.

Once in a while check on us,reading without play/wazua will make @Hardwood a dull pine/Cyprus.

You can leave us with your email I may wish to update you on what Baba and NASWA are doing.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
harrydre
#26 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 5:40:23 AM
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Yenyewe you love Trump. All those years kasin was president uliona you enroll on a Trump year??
i.am.back!!!!
Swenani
#27 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 9:24:26 AM
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Liar

hardwood wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Tmr and Sato i will be updating live from kasarani. BTW I am eyeing a certain elective seat. #TukoPamoja

We need those updates yesterday…where do you want to be the MCA?


MPig machinani. I am too senior for kanjora. Would never stoop to kanjora level even with their 500k pay.



Evidence Hardwood=Jaggernaut

jaggernaut wrote:
My former primary school has invited me for a harambee next weekend and I want to hire a RR sports (strictly a black KBX or KBY) so that i can make a grand entry at the function.
I have hired my taxi guy to be my driver for the day, and the bouncer at my local to act as my bodyguard. My Toyota will act as a chase car.
The arrangement is that when we arrive at the function, my bodyguard will enthusiastically open the car door for me, salute me, and also carry my briefcase containing the donation, while the driver will park the car, spend the whole time wiping the dust off the car etc, and pick me at the dias after the function. I will ask my 'bodyguard' to make several calls to my phone when am at the dias and I will be handing the phone to him 'to take' my calls.
At the function I will make a monetary donation, and also give some desktop computers (ex UK refurbished) to the school and promise to pay fees for any pupil from the school who will be admitted to a national school after sitting the 2014 kcpe exam.
I have also paid some 3 respected wazees from the area (who are scheduled to speak at the function), to beg me to consider representing the constituency in Parliament in the next elections since "I have proven to be development conscious, unlike the current MP who disappeared to Nairobi after he was elected".
So how much will the RR cost me to hire for a day?

If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#28 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 12:18:46 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Usual chupilee promise with ZERO delivery.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
alma1
#29 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 12:35:29 PM
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washiku wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Usual chupilee promise with ZERO delivery.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


sasa haya ni matusi.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

hardwood
#30 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 10:36:03 PM
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alma1 wrote:
washiku wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Usual chupilee promise with ZERO delivery.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


sasa haya ni matusi.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

You guys can't even wish me success in my new endeavor? Shida ya wakenya ni wivu, aka PhD (Pull him Down). #shindwe.
masukuma
#31 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 11:47:25 PM
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hardwood wrote:
I enrolled for an advanced degree program hapa kiashland and my professors are breathing down my neck coz they want data/results. I am therefore taking a sabbatical leave from wazua for the foreseeable future to concentrate on the doctorate. I hope you Kenyans will have a nice election in August.
Hapa ni baridi tu. We are currently at 39 degree F (about 4 degree C) - NB my fridge is also operating at 4 degrees C.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause soma kiyana...usicheze na shule za wazungu...if they made penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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