Woi! I hope my not getting the phrase, 'Jam the gun' does not fall under this one.

KANJO!!!!!!

Am pissed off by the fact that so much rain has gone to waste and a year or so from now, powere rationing, drought and famine will hit this nation again. It seems our government inatumia hakili yake kama kofia.

1 - People who chew with their mouths open - making disgusting smacking noises...yeuch!

2 - Poor spelling esp in formal communications or job applications ("I would like to pursue a carrier"....WTF? Go chase a A O Bayusuf truck!) - typos and some malapropisms I can live with since to err is human - but to fail to edit/review is foolish.

3 - Badly behaved kids who throw tantrums in public places. nkt! whereTF is my belt!

4 - Impatient motorists who prompt you to enter an intersection when you should be using your own judgement - "Motha F---er, here are the keys, would you like to come and drive me?"

5 - People whose answer to the greeting "Good Morning/Afternoon", is "to you" - WTF?

6 - Using the word "severally" - it exists as much as unicorns do.

7 - People who cannot hold a formal/official conversation in either English or Kiswahili - however simple or however shallow the vocabulary - but slip in Sheng/English/Engsh/Kiswahili words any which way they can.

8 - Motorists who think the commute to work is the grand prix and that you earn points for staying ahead by accelerating when being overtaken - what ultramegawankers!

9 - Matatu Drivers who obstruct traffic - this merits a three volume book

10 - Churches that are money minded (they sell calendars, they allow Sasini to do promotions after mass, they allow gospel singers to perform in church, then tout their CDs, etc)

OK - I think I am a highly irascible person...

11 - The highly annoying post on SK by someone in Kenya selling email addresses (and we must thank him for all the spamming and some trojans some of us have been subjected to)

those dudes and dudettes who ask you "uko tu" when you meet as if they expected you to die and then resurrect to meet them!!

Guys who give sh1,000 note to matatu condas in the matatu's 1st trip @ 6:20am

people who like to show off mpaka super what they had.save the details to yourself if you can afford good for you.

Hello sir? Are you back in the country? Did you get a househelp to take to britain? I have one who is interested in being a nanny. She considers it to be a moving up the ladder. Are you interested and how much do they pay househelps out there.

@Surealligator

Yes am back in Britain, and no i dint get a house help, have opted to take my child to daycare instead its expensive but my options were limited at the time and quite frankly i like it.

Thanks for the heads up though enjoy your day.