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Pesa Nane
#1 Posted : Sunday, February 12, 2017 2:36:31 PM
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Joined: 5/25/2012
Posts: 4,105
Location: 08c


Btw, reality or photoshopping?
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
essyk
#2 Posted : Sunday, February 12, 2017 3:27:59 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
Jesus wept!
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Gathige
#3 Posted : Sunday, February 12, 2017 5:05:58 PM
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Wapi yule mzee Wa kiboko mombasani atwange hii sawa sawa kama aliyeweke baba.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
Bigchick
#4 Posted : Sunday, February 12, 2017 6:20:10 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
Oh Lord!What happenned to Kalonzo our former Vice President.He is deteriorating very fast.

Cant wait for Ruto.......".....mara ya mwisho nilona yeye akipanda kwa mgongo ya mtu fulani huko mombasa.Imagune former Vice President"
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
harrydre
#5 Posted : Sunday, February 12, 2017 7:52:56 PM
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Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
this looks really bad!
i.am.back!!!!
Forester
#6 Posted : Sunday, February 12, 2017 8:20:05 PM
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Location: Epicentre - Ngamia 1
Bigchick wrote:
Oh Lord!What happenned to Kalonzo our former Vice President.He is deteriorating very fast.

Cant wait for Ruto.......".....mara ya mwisho nilona yeye akipanda kwa mgongo ya mtu fulani huko mombasa.Imagune former Vice President"


Whenever i see him on TV, same question comes to mind. Some lose bolt needs to be tightened somewhere. After joining team otoyo, things went south very fast.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
Impunity
#7 Posted : Sunday, February 12, 2017 11:57:40 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,330
Location: Masada
essyk wrote:
Jesus wept!


Hello Esther?
So so so loooooong!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#8 Posted : Monday, February 13, 2017 12:00:47 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,330
Location: Masada
Bigchick wrote:
Oh Lord!What happenned to Kalonzo our former Vice President.He is deteriorating very fast.

Cant wait for Ruto.......".....mara ya mwisho nilona yeye akipanda kwa mgongo ya mtu fulani huko mombasa.Imagune former Vice President"


Kalonzo will promptly counter that by saying "yule jamaa ya vitandaWili ambaye amelala nje ya kitanda ndoa na kuzalisha huku na huko kama mbwa mwitu"
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#9 Posted : Monday, February 13, 2017 1:42:52 AM
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Posts: 13,822
Location: Nairobi
Pesa Nane wrote:


Btw, reality or photoshopping?

must have seemed like a good idea at the time
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
mkenyan
#10 Posted : Monday, February 13, 2017 7:03:13 AM
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Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 1,884
masukuma wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:


Btw, reality or photoshopping?

must have seemed like a good idea at the time

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly exactly.
Bigchick
#11 Posted : Monday, February 13, 2017 7:13:42 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
What was the Pastor thinking?And what is it with Kalonzo and those long flowered shirts of late?
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Swenani
#12 Posted : Monday, February 13, 2017 8:09:34 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
mkenyan wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:


Btw, reality or photoshopping?

must have seemed like a good idea at the time

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly exactly.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Much Know
#13 Posted : Monday, February 13, 2017 8:27:45 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/6/2008
Posts: 3,568
Bigchick wrote:
What was the Pastor thinking?And what is it with Kalonzo and those long flowered shirts of late?

Desperation aka humble pie, the bishop knows his needs, rumor has been having it for some time that his helicopter business is not doing so well, jumped into it the way some wazee were given golden handshake by moi, and invested in matatu business, wakaenda waki chapa pole pole tu hivo! However more rumor has it that Raila has promised him "big business" in-the-run-up to the general erections, but he is desperately in need of "good business", if he get's from jubilee, naswa start fighting, he is still "unaware" he is "our" mole. Wait and see...plus if he follows Raila, he will NOT BE PAID, he usually refuses to pay bills!

As for the suits, if you remember he was always resplendent in new, shiny, designer suits, shirts and ties, shoes, socks, perfectly trimmed hair e.t.c that is very costly. If he buys a suit today it will become like my suits, aka "farmers suits", faded, poorely stiched, and bent at the back e.t.c, hawezani na farmers suits so the shirts to save some money!
Ras Kienyeji Man
ZZE123
#14 Posted : Monday, February 13, 2017 9:20:04 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/21/2008
Posts: 2,490
Sad Sad Sad
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
Anti_Burglar
#15 Posted : Monday, February 13, 2017 10:30:18 AM
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Joined: 9/11/2015
Posts: 1,024
The man looks froggish.
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