Controversy Alert:
I have a question. Why would anybody in his right mind wake up early in the morning to go cast a vote for any of our politicians?
Let's look at the list of "leaders"
Sonko. Lol. Guy is in his late 40's and still dresses like a wannabe African American gangsta. Semi-literate guy who is as exhausting as watching paint dry. Biggest dumbass to ever grace Kenyan politics.
Kidero. Why isn't this guy in jail? This pretentious thief fleeced Mumias Sugar into bankruptcy and some people had the gull to vote for him and give him access to the billions of shillings in Nairobi? Well, enjoy the sorry state of your county, you elected the thief to alleviate your lives so have fun living in this piece of crap place you call a city.
Kalonzo. This guy is so annoying it's not even funny. He doesn't ever use common sense. Everything that goes bad it's jubilee, Mutula Kilonzo keels over and dies over a viagra overdose this guy says it's Jubilee, Fidel overdoses on coke and the first thing the guy does is blame jubilee. The idiot doesn't even have the decency and common sense to let the family grieve first, all he cares about is how he can spin an unfortunate incident into politis so as to gain political mileage. He could care less that a family has just had a tragic loss only thing he thinks about is how he can blame everything on jubilee. What an idiot.
Wetangula or whatever his name is. Lol. Yet another idiot who scared Nairobians (myself included) with a fake story that his car had been shot at on Mbagaghi way. With the level of crime in this country as rampant and as violent as it is, why would someone make up such a scary story? I read it and actually drove around town scared for a while. All this stupidity just because of some stupid stupid stupid politician with hidden agendas. Unbelievable.
Kabogo. Tribalist with blind faith to the president. Nothing wrong with defending your president when you feel that he is being unfairly attacked but when you start insulting everybody from other tribes with his kihii rhetoric then that's a problem. And by the way, since when did getting circumcised make some people more manly than others. What is the correlation between not having a foreskin and being more man? I have never understood some things.
Waititu. It's 2017 and a politician is still throwing stones around to make a point?
Kuria. I know this one was essentially nominated but telling people to pick up pangas and hack each other while his family and him will be in some exotic island somewhere far away if his words actually did lead to a genocide is actually criminal.
Aladwa or some shit like that. Is he even a politician? Anyway. Some is these pieces of shit don't even need to be addressed.
That woman who insulted the president. I don't know her name. How classless for a woman to carry herself like that. Why would anyone publicly hurl such insults in a civilized society? Couldn't she convey her message in a dignified way? She looked and sounded like some butt hurt cheap hoe on river road. How low can some people sink in the name of politics.
Joho. Guy thinks that bringing Chris Brown to Mombasa is how to govern. How childish. This is a grown man in his 40's and is giving Chria Brown 100 million taxpayers shillings while people in his own county are starving? Was he trying to impress the young girls that he hobnobs with? To make matters worse, Chris Brown didn't even want to be here, he only came for the money. Dude jetted out of the country at like 4 am. He did not want to spend even an extra minute in that shithole of a town. Oh. I Forgot about the drugs he allegedly distributes around Mombasa making his constituents turn into drugged out zombies. What a piece of shit leader. Guy needs to grow the f*** up.
Raila. Runs ODM like a family business. There is no need for campaigning if you want to vie for a seat under ODM. Just give Jakom a nice chunk of cash and you have the seat. Ken Okoth has been showing up Raila in Kibra making major changes in people's lives there and Raila is pissed off. Ken has done so much more in one term than Raila did in over 30 years as the area MP. Now he wants to rig Ken out and appoint his daughter at the expense of mwananchi. Maybe it's time Raila retired. It would be really sad to lose the likes of Ken Okoth. That is one guy that understand what he was elected to do.
Orengo. It's time he stopped kissing Raila's ass too much and maybe try to be his own person for once in his life. His level of ass kissing is unhealthy.
Uhuru. Time to get serious dude. It's time for this guy to put his foot down and say enough is enough. You asked "unataka nifanye nini"? Well, this is what tunataka ufanye.
Jail anybody and everybody that is in any way, shape or form involved in corruption and looting of public funds.
Get rid of that thug that you have as your deputy.
Give back some of that land that your dad acquired through dubious means.
Become a benevolent dictator, constitution be damned. Nobody will say squat if you put a few prominent personalities in prison even if it's against the constitution. Trust me, we will all celebrate, jubilee and cord members alike.
Then there is the one I saved for last. Ruto. Where do I even start with this one. Let me just put it this way. This guy is the one person that I probably hate the most in the whole world. I didn't say politician I hate most, I said person, human being I abhor the most. I don't think here is a word in the dictionary that can accurately describe my sincere hatred for this guy. He represents everything that is wrong with humanity.
I know there are more politicians but these are the ones that I could think of right off the top of my head.
But there is also good news. We have people like Matiangi in other positions of leadership who are doing a good job so there is still hope.