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Why do you visit wazua... a roll call
Lolest!
#61 Posted : Wednesday, January 18, 2017 7:57:22 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Haiya, Chemos is back. Karibu sana
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Impunity
#62 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 8:46:43 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Julie wrote:
a red number.

Red.

Of Course.

How stupid of me. It is Valentines.

Thank you Ma'am. Truly a Woman of Substance.

Red. Hmmmmmm......




I learned the hard way not to get attached so much emotionally with faceless beauties you "see" on the blogs/wazuas, especially those with fancy names...once you work hard to meet them only to discover that you were pouring all that L.O.V.E to B*kenge...

Kwanza if you see a lass taking you round and avoiding meeting for the longest period, jua huyo ni B*kenge class.


What have we done to deserve such name calling yawa smile smile smile


If you see a lady engaging you animatedly in a faceless blog like wazua (or even in fb/twirra) and would avoid meeting you even after 3 years after engagement, (she avoid even meeting you in the middle of Uhuru highway at 1pm), jua tu huyo hakuna sura hapo...yet their voice is alway so sweet and nice but ni B*kenge tupu.

I met a couple and I know..those who speak less are juuest!

I dont want to imagine how "beautiful" @julie is.
I DO NOT.

Sad Sad Sad


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Impunity
#63 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 9:26:22 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Lolest! wrote:
Haiya, Chemos is back. Karibu sana


I brought him back...!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Njung'e
#64 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 9:38:20 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
[quote=Impunity][quote=aemathenge][quote=Julie]a red number.



I dont want to imagine how "beautiful" @julie is.
I DO NOT.

Sad Sad Sad




Young man, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.Beauty is in mannerism and the heart. What you consider "juest" (whatever that means), might be a kinyangarika to all else around you. Now,stop wasting your time here.Go get laid!Sad
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Cornelius Vanderbilt
#65 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 10:25:34 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2015
Posts: 817
stockskenya. thats the reason
AlphDoti
#66 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 10:33:39 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Julie wrote:
a red number.

I don't want to imagine how "beautiful" @julie is.
I DO NOT.

Sad Sad Sad

Young man, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.Beauty is in mannerism and the heart. What you consider "juest" (whatever that means), might be a kinyangarika to all else around you. Now, stop wasting your time here. Go get laid!Sad

@impunity, whom you consider beautiful may not be that according another person... Secondly, why do you insist to meet people you met on social media? It may be your aim, but to other party, it may just be that: social media and that is it. So judge people. Thirdly, are you the guy who behaved childishly during one Mbuzi, where you took photos of ladies and tried to publish them here? You were admonished for that behaviour...
PeterReborn
#67 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 11:01:45 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
AlphDoti wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Julie wrote:
a red number.

I don't want to imagine how "beautiful" @julie is.
I DO NOT.

Sad Sad Sad

Young man, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.Beauty is in mannerism and the heart. What you consider "juest" (whatever that means), might be a kinyangarika to all else around you. Now, stop wasting your time here. Go get laid!Sad

@impunity, whom you consider beautiful may not be that according another person... Secondly, why do you insist to meet people you met on social media? It may be your aim, but to other party, it may just be that: social media and that is it. So judge people. Thirdly, are you the guy who behaved childishly during one Mbuzi, where you took photos of ladies and tried to publish them here? You were admonished for that behaviour...

Hear Hear!!He made a number of wazualets not come for the mbuziSad Sad
Consistency is better than intensity
Njung'e
#68 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 11:20:50 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
PeterReborn wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Julie]a red number.


Hear Hear!!He made a number of wazualets not come for the mbuziSad Sad


@Peter,
Don't get mad with the boy. He is still a child. A grown up child. Hopefully, it will come to him soon, that there are no separate colonies for the beautiful and the ugly. We are all beautifully made because God does not make no junk!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
PeterReborn
#69 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 11:30:38 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Njung'e wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Julie]a red number.


Hear Hear!!He made a number of wazualets not come for the mbuziSad Sad


@Peter,
Don't get mad with the boy. He is still a child. A grown up child. Hopefully, it will come to him soon, that there are no separate colonies for the beautiful and the ugly. We are all beautifully made because God does not make no junk!

Agreed.But you cant be a child forever.
The running club also may have died due to the same story.
"I pity those who will go swimming with some people. We will never hear the end of how their body looked, graphically described in all nature of adjectives, adverbs, and anything else Eng has to provide. Their body shapes will be the basis of discussion on all threads around... loool"
Consistency is better than intensity
aemathenge
#70 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 11:34:56 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Julie wrote:
Now where were we?

This is so frustrating.

Apparently, the handbag, the shoes, the dress, and the earrings are supposed to "match".

May I push my luck and seek your counsel on which one to pick?


OR
Njung'e
#71 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 12:10:19 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
PeterReborn wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Julie]a red number.


Hear Hear!!He made a number of wazualets not come for the mbuziSad Sad




Agreed.But you cant be a child forever.
The running club also may have died due to the same story.
"I pity those who will go swimming with some people. We will never hear the end of how their body looked, graphically described in all nature of adjectives, adverbs, and anything else Eng has to provide. Their body shapes will be the basis of discussion on all threads around... loool"


Laughing out loudly That's an elephant memory you havesmile . You know, they say growing old is a must. Growing up is optional.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Julie
#72 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 12:56:38 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 12/2/2006
Posts: 658
Wao....been busy all morning working.
Then first thing I read on Wazua is Impunity trying to trash Wazualets.

I have 2 word for Impunity: GROW UP!
aemathenge
#73 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 1:04:49 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Julie wrote:
Wao....been busy all morning working.
Then first thing I read on Wazua is Impunity trying to trash Wazualets.

I have 2 word for Impunity: GROW UP!

Hear, hear.
Rollins
#74 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 2:03:09 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 503
aemathenge wrote:
Julie wrote:
Wao....been busy all morning working.
Then first thing I read on Wazua is Impunity trying to trash Wazualets.

I have 2 word for Impunity: GROW UP!

Hear, hear.


I find nothing wrong with his assertion. He was generally trying to dispense wisdom( or lack thereof) which @mahegoat has the liberty to ignore
Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
washiku
#75 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 2:36:22 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
PeterReborn wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Julie]a red number.


Hear Hear!!He made a number of wazualets not come for the mbuziSad Sad


@Peter,
Don't get mad with the boy. He is still a child. A grown up child. Hopefully, it will come to him soon, that there are no separate colonies for the beautiful and the ugly. We are all beautifully made because God does not make no junk!

Agreed.But you cant be a child forever.
The running club also may have died due to the same story.
"I pity those who will go swimming with some people. We will never hear the end of how their body looked, graphically described in all nature of adjectives, adverbs, and anything else Eng has to provide. Their body shapes will be the basis of discussion on all threads around... loool"


Hahahaha...You dug this up. Wewe ni shujaa.Applause smile
Impunity
#76 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 5:13:52 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
[quote=Impunity][quote=aemathenge][quote=Julie]a red number.



I dont want to imagine how "beautiful" @julie is.
I DO NOT.

Sad Sad Sad




Young man, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.Beauty is in mannerism and the heart. What you consider "juest" (whatever that means), might be a kinyangarika to all else around you. Now,stop wasting your time here.Go get laid!Sad


We dont walk with X-ray machines to see how beautiful their hearts are.

But NO single lady is ugly...all ladies looks fair, its only a fact that some are more fairer in looks than others.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#77 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 5:20:23 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Njung'e wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Julie]a red number.


Hear Hear!!He made a number of wazualets not come for the mbuziSad Sad


@Peter,
Don't get mad with the boy. He is still a child. A grown up child. Hopefully, it will come to him soon, that there are no separate colonies for the beautiful and the ugly. We are all beautifully made because God does not make no junk!


Thats an age old consolation, like that sh*t called inner beauty!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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aemathenge
#78 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 6:29:55 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
@Impunity, on this post, I come in Peace and wave a white flag.

Man to man, I seek your counsel.

I would love to hear your version of what you once did to really make a woman smile, or happy.

I do not jest or seek to ridicule you in any way.

I do not speak about your mom, or sister, or any close relative.

Just a Lady who was or is special to you.

Prove the Administrator and the rest of us wrong in this one instance.

If you may, please indulge me.
masukuma
#79 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 10:04:21 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,821
Location: Nairobi
Angelica _ann wrote:
To check if 'my' @swenani is alive d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Impunity
#80 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 1:04:25 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
aemathenge wrote:
@Impunity, on this post, I come in Peace and wave a white flag.

Man to man, I seek your counsel.

I would love to hear your version of what you once did to really make a woman smile, or happy.

I do not jest or seek to ridicule you in any way.

I do not speak about your mom, or sister, or any close relative.

Just a Lady who was or is special to you.

Prove the Administrator and the rest of us wrong in this one instance.

If you may, please indulge me.


It depends on their age and class.

If you eye the average lasses who will fall on their knees and say "dhenks" if you tell them their skirt fit very well when you actually know they look like a dressed donkey then we cannot discuss anything.

A lady in her late 20s who is excited by red shoes and red handbags is just good for nothing but pounding to pulp...kandahar style.
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