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masukuma
#1 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 1:43:07 AM
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someone wrote:
Hii ndo ile mwezi ukiona expiry date ya unga ya ugali unatoa unga kwa hio karatasi..
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Forester
#2 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 10:26:51 AM
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Impunity to Masukuma

Impunity: Gas imeisha, si uniokolee thao tatu bro?
Masukuma: Uma uma hiyo cylinder kama battery brathe.

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Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 11:57:50 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
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Location: Masada
Forester wrote:
Impunity to Masukuma

Impunity: Gas imeisha, si uniokolee thao tatu bro?
Masukuma: Uma uma hiyo cylinder kama battery brathe.

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masukuma
#4 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 1:51:24 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Forester wrote:
Impunity to Masukuma

Impunity: Gas imeisha, si uniokolee thao tatu bro?
Masukuma: Uma uma hiyo cylinder kama battery brathe.

Sad Sad Sad


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ama.. I found a 1k note that I had misplaced during christmas in that ka-small jeans pocket! I will addressing the shortly! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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thuks
#5 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 2:37:54 PM
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Stolen:A couple was today facing a judge at milimani law courts for slapping an elephant. In mitigation, the couple said they were just showing displeasure because it lured them into Nakumatt in December while wearing like the Santa Claus, where they spent a substantial amount on shopping.
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washiku
#6 Posted : Thursday, January 19, 2017 2:40:49 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
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hii mwezi inaitwa USA yaani

U ugali
S sukuma
A avocado

ukionekana kwa butchery maybe wewe ni wa Illuminati......
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