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chepkel
#1 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 6:58:53 AM
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Have you ever heard a really terrible experience with the City council askaris or the police???? Please share.
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brav
#2 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 8:30:15 AM
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Yeah i once dated a police in campo, and she used to buy me lots beer on weekends hence i was happy always and in the morning I used to have terrible hangover experienceLaughing out loudly
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chepkel
#3 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 8:58:15 AM
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Shame on you
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mlefu
#4 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 9:05:16 AM
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BravEh? ..you really don't wish to know what has just crossed my mind or worse how exotic it was.
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Surealligator
#5 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 9:06:11 AM
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I was walking through the alley at development house connecting Moi to Tom Avenue. The Kanjos were arresting hawkers and one pounced on me. I asked him what the problem was and he said I was interrupting pedestrians' flow on the alley. So, I was like, "Si am a pedestrian".

Twende ukaambie judge hivyo. I had 1000 which was holding to each other and did not want to KK the guy with the whole lot. So, I hit him very hard on the face and ran into the woolmart supermarket and down to their backstore. The super was locked and the rest is history. Nilikanyangwa na watu wa kazi ya mkono humo super mpaka I told them to hand me over to the kanjos.
Go overdrive in purchasing the goods when there's blood on the streets, expecially if the blood is your own
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chepkel
#6 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 9:35:35 AM
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@surealligatorApplause

pole sana.

When we were young we used to go for Jam sessions and my mum would give us the car. Siku moja, we were going home about 9, in a loaded car and some cops started chasing after us claiming we were car jackers. my bro didn't stop, coz he was scared. They chased us round the easto till we finally stopped. They ruffed us up, got us out of the car stepped on my bro's head and pointed cocked guns at us. Imagine!!! we were teenagers the eldest being 17. Ati they were just about to start shooting.

They asked us for our parents names na sisi wote tukasema majina ya madignitaries na MPs (it was in Eldy siku za KANU) so the names we gave were of akina Kibor, Barn'getuny, Biwoot. eventually, they left us alone, not even asking for a bribe. But it was one hell of an experience.
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Toxicity
#7 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 10:35:15 AM
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When i had just cleared campus , during Christmas period we were walking from Kencom towards Hilton with a budy of mine, it was around 1 am , all over a sudden a police car sped towards us, within no seconds one of the officers alighted cocked a pistol toward us and told us to lie down flat......they asked for our ID's looked at them and left us... have never forgotten that day!!
update president set president = speaker where president is null
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Magigi
#8 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 10:43:25 AM
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...the pain of unfolding a sack of bribe money- ksh 50 notes and counting them.
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