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masukuma
#6041 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2016 2:03:30 PM
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All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
hardwood
#6042 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2016 2:17:58 PM
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Posts: 9,562
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
masukuma wrote:
Wa_ithaka wrote:
Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
mpobiz wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!

Men just drink so you better be ready smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii ni kuanikwa hadharani


nasikia inaitwa 'alejandro' Laughing out loudly


She is a business lady marketing the ninios to her girlfriends.smile
Swenani
#6043 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2016 3:35:40 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,236
Location: Vacuum
masukuma wrote:


Hakuna coffee ya phuc short?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Njung'e
#6044 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2016 3:40:48 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
masukuma wrote:
Wa_ithaka wrote:
Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
mpobiz wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!

Men just drink so you better be ready smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii ni kuanikwa hadharani


nasikia inaitwa 'alejandro' Laughing out loudly


Why would someone nickname a rolling pin after Alejandro?Sad
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
hardwood
#6045 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2016 6:06:44 PM
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Impunity
#6046 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 8:53:12 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,325
Location: Masada
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

PeterReborn
#6047 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 9:32:22 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.
Consistency is better than intensity
Impunity
#6048 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:14:50 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,325
Location: Masada
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Bigchick
#6049 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:18:23 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


Sad Sad Sad

Woi!She will have to ask for a transfer from that county.

Very embarrassing situation right there.

But maybe its an umbrella.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
popat
#6050 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:21:49 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 12/2/2009
Posts: 299
Location: kenya
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wanaume hapa mnachangilia na ni vile kazi imewalemea.Mnataka huyu mama afanye nini.You'll be surprised most wifes carry these toys.
masukuma
#6051 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:27:12 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,821
Location: Nairobi
popat wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wanaume hapa mnachangilia na ni vile kazi imewalemea.Mnataka huyu mama afanye nini.You'll be surprised most wifes carry these toys.

Wengine ni dual-sim Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly but seriously she could say hiyo bag ni ya mtu ambaye alikuwa anapiga picha. her bag is on the otherside. The person opened it to take her 'camera' out and didn't close it.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Njung'e
#6052 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:33:04 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
popat wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
[quote=Impunity][quote=Taurrus][quote=ZZE123]

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wanaume hapa mnachangilia na ni vile kazi imewalemea.Mnataka huyu mama afanye nini.You'll be surprised most wifes carry these toys.



Aiiiii bwana.....Hata kama tumeshindwa, should our women now subject us to competition with jembe handles?
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
majimaji
#6053 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:40:18 AM
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Joined: 4/4/2007
Posts: 1,162

It is not a toy, it is a tool because it does some work.
Impunity
#6054 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:57:35 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,325
Location: Masada
masukuma wrote:
popat wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wanaume hapa mnachangilia na ni vile kazi imewalemea.Mnataka huyu mama afanye nini.You'll be surprised most wifes carry these toys.

Wengine ni dual-sim Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly but seriously she could say hiyo bag ni ya mtu ambaye alikuwa anapiga picha. her bag is on the otherside. The person opened it to take her 'camera' out and didn't close it.



NOOOOOOOO...
Than bag match very well with her red shoes and red lips...hiyo ni yake kabisa. Hers for the taking.
Akubali yaishe.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#6055 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 10:59:50 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,325
Location: Masada
majimaji wrote:

It is not a toy, it is a tool because it does some work.


Toy is a cool reference, just like we say msalani and not choo, airport and not virginia etal.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Angelica _ann
#6056 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 11:19:08 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,908
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... Drool Drool Drool
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
PeterReborn
#6057 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 11:24:08 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too...

But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!

Sad Sad

You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... Drool Drool Drool

Drool Drool Drool Thitimaa!!!
Consistency is better than intensity
PeterReborn
#6058 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 11:26:06 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Njung'e wrote:
popat wrote:
Impunity wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
[quote=Impunity][quote=Taurrus][quote=ZZE123]

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wanaume hapa mnachangilia na ni vile kazi imewalemea.Mnataka huyu mama afanye nini.You'll be surprised most wifes carry these toys.



Aiiiii bwana.....Hata kama tumeshindwa, should our women now subject us to competition with jembe handles?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Consistency is better than intensity
PeterReborn
#6059 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 11:32:41 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
masukuma wrote:

Wengine ni dual-sim Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly but seriously she could say hiyo bag ni ya mtu ambaye alikuwa anapiga picha. her bag is on the otherside. The person opened it to take her 'camera' out and didn't close it.

d'oh! d'oh!
Consistency is better than intensity
PeterReborn
#6060 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2016 11:50:11 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Bigchick wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:

Was wondering nini funnee!smile Applause size nayo!


Mimi I was thinking ni hiyo roll ya tissue paper and a rolling pin ya chapati...I had to look at it more than 10 times..only to see the BIGGER picture is thitimaaaa...

Sad Sad Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly she has already been identified as a head mistress in a certain secondary school.


Sad Sad Sad

Woi!She will have to ask for a transfer from that county.

Very embarrassing situation right there.

But maybe its an umbrella.

Yes.Could be an umbrella to Make Pu**y Rain Again.(MPRA)smile
Consistency is better than intensity
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