...The British Foreign Office apologised to the Vatican after a memo was leaked about the Pope’s planned visit to the UK in Sept. The memo suggested among other things that the visit would be a good time to launch a brand of “Benedict” condoms. It also suggested that he open an abortion clinic and bless a gay marriage during September’s visit. And given the recent scandal about covering up child abuse in the church, the memo proposed that Pope Benedict should sack “dodgy bishops”, and launch an abuse childline.

...Why the apology...

@Mwenza - was in Ukambani where milk and honey is flowing currently...how can Kaus be 'cursed' with so much harvest and very few storage facilities. After so many years I spent two weeks in shags and nobody came for the usual 20 bob. I comfortably took back to the bank the many 20 bobs I had changed to dish out to rural folks. THANK YOU LORD...

@Njung'e
...a lot of sorghum and you know ours starts fermenting while still in the shambas...so expect better booze in the coming months...