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Josephine Kabura
Lolest!
#71 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 3:26:38 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Quote:
This case, the one of that pitching guy who installed and ERP just shows the procurement system is broken somewhere.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Blame the system? People will always find ways of beating systems!
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
sitaki.kujulikana
#72 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 4:34:08 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 8/25/2012
Posts: 1,826
murchr wrote:
Gathige wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
My all-time favourite.

Chairman : how did you carry 100 million ?
Josephine : safely.




That's how to answer a clueless committee. Kabura was just a conduit just like Kago, the millionaire driver.


...

Chair: After how long did Kago pay you back?

K: Close to a year, about a year

Chair: Kago said that he paid you after 5 months with an interest of 10% per month

K: Yes, I said close to a year not one year

...
Chair: The CBK told us that the weight of 100M is like 5 jerrycans of water, can you carry 5 jerrycans of water?

K: Yes

Chair: Madam, you know we can do a prove test here, 5 jerricans can be equiv to 2 bags of cement. Are you ready to demonstrate that?

K: No, I thought you meant a jerrycan of water Shame on you



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Njung'e
#73 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 4:41:46 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
sitaki.kujulikana wrote:
murchr wrote:
Gathige wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
My all-time favourite.

Chairman : how did you carry 100 million ?
Josephine : safely.




That's how to answer a clueless committee. Kabura was just a conduit just like Kago, the millionaire driver.


...

Chair: After how long did Kago pay you back?

K: Close to a year, about a year

Chair: Kago said that he paid you after 5 months with an interest of 10% per month

K: Yes, I said close to a year not one year

...
Chair: The CBK told us that the weight of 100M is like 5 jerrycans of water, can you carry 5 jerrycans of water?

K: Yes

Chair: Madam, you know we can do a prove test here, 5 jerricans can be equiv to 2 bags of cement. Are you ready to demonstrate that?

K: No, I thought you meant a jerrycan of water Shame on you



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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Angelica _ann
#74 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 4:48:46 PM
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Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,935
The way a saw Gumbo conduct that session, Ababu must be crying in the toilet smile
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
masukuma
#75 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 4:48:57 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
Lolest! wrote:
masukuma wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!!


Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is.

What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style)

What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our textsSad

boss many things read your text....
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
maka
#76 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 4:59:06 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
masukuma wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
masukuma wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!!


Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is.

What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style)

What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our textsSad

boss many things read your text....


I will never join this things...
possunt quia posse videntur
washiku
#77 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 5:02:42 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
maka wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
masukuma wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!!


Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is.

What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style)

What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our textsSad

boss many things read your text....


I will never join this things...


Yeah, join a grammar class first.
murchr
#78 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 5:03:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 15,980
Lolest! wrote:
Quote:
This case, the one of that pitching guy who installed and ERP just shows the procurement system is broken somewhere.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Blame the system? People will always find ways of beating systems!


The system is broken because if you can place an LPO today and get paid today...without verification of purchased goods, kuna shida.

The procurement depts in all govt ministries should be investigated, this is not unique.

@Guka, yes that was the drama in room 9.
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Swenani
#79 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 5:28:23 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
washiku wrote:
maka wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
masukuma wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!!


Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is.

What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style)

What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our textsSad

boss many things read your text....


I will never join this things...


Yeah, join a grammar class first.

waah, Is that you Washiku?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Swenani
#80 Posted : Wednesday, November 02, 2016 5:33:32 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
maka wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
masukuma wrote:
hardwood wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!!


Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is.

What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style)

What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our textsSad

boss many things read your text....


I will never join this things...


Internet never forgets....also you can't hide behind internet, the same internet will find you.






If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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