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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/11/2007 Posts: 1,680 Location: nairobi
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Quote:Men are still busy checking their thumbs ....my last handshake and i got a wield temptation to check the size of the thumb..am dump!!!!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 745
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@Wendz brary...hahahaha there you got me. nkt
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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@brav...
at least you managed to finish reading...... the rest are still stuck..... several hours later!!!!! LOL!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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na kama kidole ya jirani ni kubwa?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,493 Location: Nairobi
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kweli kweli and this thumb thing is it really true Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/4/2008 Posts: 1,703
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@ wendz
"The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb".
is it when erected or not
Think Positive Test Negative
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/4/2008 Posts: 1,703
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if women had the power
1. Sex would smell like chocolate
2. Farts would smell like roses
3. Dogs would smell spring fresh
4. Babies would come from vending machines.
5. Men would be born with a permanent erection.
6. All women would have the same size breasts
7. There would be no cellulite
8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE
9. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch
10. There would be no "Hooters"
11. A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!
13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle
14. Men would come with software to be custom designed
15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife
16. Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth
17. Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches
18. Sex would last longer than 30 seconds
19. Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek
20. Viagra becomes an over the counter drug. Think Positive Test Negative
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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@caryg
I wish i could answer that but below is my declaration:
I am not the original author of what i posted.
I copy and pasted it.
I did not conduct the research (primary or secondary) (i wonder if the government paid for that research!)LOL
Your option might be to accept it as gospel truth or lie whichever seems right....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/4/2008 Posts: 1,703
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Thanks wendz
all the men in hauz should confirm ju najua wamepima,the theory of the thumb is it when erect or not.the first answer kuna zawadi Think Positive Test Negative
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/11/2007 Posts: 1,680 Location: nairobi
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Quote:I did not conduct the research (primary or secondary)
no stress my dear,am sure someone has my number, you,mama mburu or a sister close to someone...that wld make me the research icon..i dont bite!!!
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