KENYAN PROVERBS 1. A baboon (monkey) laughs at the buttocks of another baboon. 2. A donkey always says thank you with a kick. 3. A fully grown up tree cannot be bent into a walking stick. 4. A rat-trap catches both the guilty and the innocent. 5. A woman’s stomach does not grow if she is not pregnant. 6. A word in the heart does not win. 7. An empty pot makes the loudest noise 8. Dip after dip depletes a jar of honey. 9. Even a friend can not rescue one from old age.

Johana Ndathe is dismayed when a new shop opens next to his selling similar products.The new shop has a sign that reads 'BEST BARGAINS'. To his shock, 2 wks later another store also selling similar products opens on the other side of his shop.Its sign reads 'BEST QUALITY'. Losing business at a tremendous rate, Johana puts up an even bigger sign.It reads 'MAIN ENTRANCE'

If money is the root of all evil....I want the whole tree

The Human Body - It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. - One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb). - The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb. - Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. - A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. - There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. - Women blink twice as often as men. - The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. - Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. - If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. - Women reading this will be finished now. - Men are still busy checking their thumbs. Ha Ha Ha